Ryan Doka
@DokaRyan
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Professional Internet Alcoholic | 10M+ on socials | [email protected]
Canada, Saskatchewan, Regina
Joined July 2010
I’m gonna make drinking cool again
Alcohol industry has lost $830,000,000,000 over the past 4 years as Gen Z cuts back on drinking.
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In honor of Dr. Pepper, I have purchased this 1960's "Dietetic" vintage bottle. Can't wait to crack it open
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Polish this off with Dr. Pepper TicTacs
Dr Pepper makes everything better and we're getting Dr Pepper SAUSAGE from Johnsonville! This is headed to retailer stores and will also be in convenience stores like 7-Eleven on the rollers as well. Are you giving Dr Pepper flavored sausage a try?! This is gonna be a fun one!
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Gotta put this in Vodka
Snoop Dogg is launching a cannabis-infused breakfast cereal called Snoop Loops.
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As a professional drunk, I'm more loose with my speech but still coherent enough to not make terrible decisions. It's the black outs you need to worry about.
Can drunk ppl ACTUALLY not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy bllsht
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Cracking open The World’s Strongest Beer (75% ABV) tonight. Pray for my liver!
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My hungry ass thought these were McDonald’s fries
There’s only ONE correct name for this. If you say anything else, you’re wrong
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