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Passing the time being wrong about football. Full blown @westernbulldogs nuff, "so-called supporter" and eternal pessimist.

Footscrazy, Australia
Joined August 2011
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
1 year
@AFLSaddestFan Only loser proofread tweets.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 days
Is Kane ok? He somehow made this about the Bulldogs, but he said something positive? Kane, blink twice if Bevo has kompromat on you.
@1116sen
SEN 1116
3 days
"It is awful." 👀 Kane and Sammy react to the viral vision of Carlton's pre-season training drill. h/t: @heath_buck @SENBreakfast | #AFL
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
4 days
@TheSaltyBulldog
The Salty Bulldog🎙
4 days
🤕 Riley Garcia is expected to miss 12-14 weeks with a hamstring injury. [@StevoMedia] 📲 Follow @TheSaltyBulldog on Twitter
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
8 days
Are the guns in the room with us now?
@superfooty
SuperFooty (AFL)
8 days
For years, Ross Lyon says the Saints have been taking a knife to a gun fight. Now, they’ve got four new guns of their own - and a mantra that has the group refusing to shy away from the ultimate goal. Go behind the scenes with @ClarkyHeraldSun 👉 https://t.co/qya5CaV4Q4
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
8 days
@westernbulldogs
Western Bulldogs
8 days
A very Freij Friday 😍 Joel Freijah has extended his time in the red, white and blue until at least the end of the 2029 season ✍️ Read more: https://t.co/8bTFfX7WT1
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
12 days
I am absolutely here for Bucks systematically messing with a coaching formula that has worked for 20 years. What better way to help a club atone for a grand final disappointment than to listen to Bucks who has lost three and never atoned for any of them.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
13 days
Showering outside is a spiritual experience.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
15 days
What a loser.
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
15 days
President Trump with Nobel Peace Prize medal presented to him by Maria Corina Machado.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
15 days
If you hated the "Stand" rule last year...you're going to be beside yourself in '26. "Bobs" means duck down, "statues" means freeze, any movement and the umpires are hot, hot, hot on the 50m penalty.
@davidking34
David King
15 days
If you hated the “Stand” rule last year….you’re going to be beside yourself in ‘26. “Stand” means “stand”, any movement and the umpires are hot, hot, hot on the 50mt penalty. At Carlton today. It’s jarring how different their team looks. No H McKay (laps) & Newman (laps).
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
16 days
All of these people need to be put on some kind of watchlist.
@LMcKirdy7
Lachlan McKirdy
16 days
Spending the next few days on the @sydneyswans members and fans cruise with @PrincessCruises! Plenty of Sydney Swans fans on board, keen to chat with any and all of you about the trip and why you’ve signed up for it 🚢
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
17 days
Kane's at it again for 2026. Pumping up the quality of the list so he can claim Bevo is driving a Ferrari in to the wall. Needs some new material.
@1116sen
SEN 1116
18 days
Kane Cornes' 2026 Premiership prediction is in! 🏆 Can the Doggies go all the way? 🤔 #AFL | via The Eddy Cornes Podcast
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@couriermail
The Courier-Mail
4 months
Fresh from the Lions' premiership triumph, Lachie Neale has joined forces with Hollywood heavyweight Chris Hemsworth for a mystery video. Details: https://t.co/Ok72KILC6U
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
Now all that is over. Might I suggest no more hyphens at pick 1?
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
Just pack it all up. The trade period is a charade.
@aflwomens
AFL Women's
2 months
Pick 37 - @NMFCWomens select Kristie-Lee Weston-Turner from the Western Bulldogs. #AFLWDraft
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
@JEChalmers
Jim Chalmers MP
2 months
Our ban on supermarket price gouging is now law. Labor's amendments to the Food and Grocery Code are now in place, setting clear rules for very large retailers. The ACCC will police the new regime, with penalties of up to $10 million for Coles or Woolworths if they breach it.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
The kid is starting to warm to the idea of playing with some absolute stars and then playing in a wildcard game.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
I swear to god, if anything happens to my boy…
@AFL
AFL
2 months
Adding more star power to the Big V 💪 Get your tickets for the 2026 AAMI AFL Origin game between Western Australia and Victoria on February 14 now: https://t.co/iSKRcP6ndf
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
Good the see the player movement farce is doing its thing in the W.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
First they take away my kids durries, then they kick them out of the pokie room, next they’re going to tell me they can’t have a sportbet account. Bloody nanny state.
@AlboMP
Anthony Albanese
2 months
Today, we have officially banned social media accounts for under 16s.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
If I was Essendon I’d simply be targeting having their players available for games.
@AFL
AFL
2 months
Essendon's new fitness department has targeted having the Bombers primed to perform when games are at their toughest.
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@DogsBreakfastFC
Ostrich
2 months
Never had Mitchell pegged as a Beta.
@AFL
AFL
2 months
The newest member of the Big V's coaching panel 🔵 Get your tickets for the 2026 AAMI AFL Origin game between Western Australia and Victoria on February 14: https://t.co/FYgWm1hfa5
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