Albert pal @sandraroche1973. Fanx very muchness for The Muvvers card. Postie bringed it to mine howse today. He also bringed me a treet, which wos very acceptable.

Pals, The Muvver says fank yous so muchness for all the wunnerful messages on her birfday. Yous has all made her have big smiles, which she claims she will carry through the day. #HappyBirthdayLokisMum

Wot the fluffin heck yous means I can't have a treet? So wot if I has had Sunyay lunch wiv chimkin & roasties & broccoli & butternut squash & gravy. I still has room for a luverly 100% rabbit chew stik from mine fren Bob @bemorebob2

Jezebel is doing her pawtrol from inside tonight. #ZSHQ

Sumtimes I just needs to get up close & personal wiv The Muvver

Sorry Smudge @wilmamass The useless Muvver dusnt tag yous in.

OMD. I has a surprise today. Postie brings me a luverly jumper from my fren Smudge & his Mummy . Fanx pal it fits pawfek & I luvs it.

Morning pals everywhere in the big werld. Happy New Year.😘

The Muvver has breaked her teapot. Major panic buying now on the tinterweb, cos she always uses her teapot & dusnt like her tea made in a cup.

Wen yous is feeling a likle bit icky pals. It's always gud to step off the hard wood floor & throw up on the rug. This makes the Muvver very excited.

My pal Albert @sandraroche1973 sends me a pawpatrol backpack for Chrissymas, so now I is proper in the gang. Yay! Fanx Albert

Fanx sooo much pals for all mine luverly gifts. I so luky to have such wunnerful frens. Also it just goes to show that chasing chikins is not norty cos I wos obviously on the nice list.@karenandlilly @neale_morrison @katiewinship @wi78171071 @wilmamass @sandraroche1973

Hoobruv is rapping tea towels for hoosisinlaw Chrissymas present. I tries to tell him but I finx 🎶there will be trouble ahead🎶

🚨Impawtant Question 🚨 If yous chases a phaesant, chikins & a Jezebel all before 10am on Chrissymas Eve dus yous name go on the norty list?.........asking for a fren.

Morning frens. Morning pawtrol completed wivout incident. No zombies sighted. We collected our Chrissymas cakey from the pop up shop cake lady, but apparently I is not allowed any. I ask you pals, wot is the point of cakey that I isn't allowed? #ZSHQ

Appy birfday Fergus mine fren @neale_morrison

It's crooked Muvver. Honestly pals, she can't do anyfing right.

Morning pals, today I wos manhandled into the Loki Mobile & handed ova to the fur theefs. Not only wos I subjected to this indignity, but they also put a stoopid bow on me.

Fanx to mine frens @Superdoodledogs for mine booful card.

Oi yous wiv the white van. Wot yous doing? I neva says yous can park there. Shoo!