Loki Dog Of Mischief
@DogMischief
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Toy Poodle living with my human and fursis Jezebel. Jezebel is a cat but I don't hold that against her. We are both proud Lieutenants in the Zombie Squad.
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Frens. This morning a little dog escape.Her hoodad is disabled & we cud hear him shouting & being upset cos he cudn't catch her. Mummy says Loki let's help.I puts my harness on & off we goes. Ivy sees me & runs straight to me & Mummy scoops her up.👍
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I is feeling a bit sad today pals. My best fren Emily Rose has gone OTRB 🌈. She was a rescue & lived to about 18. She was very pashunt with me & put up with all my shenanigans. I will miss her. Run free Emily Rose 🌹
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I is poorly. I was up 4 times in the night for a 💩Then I jumps on the big bed with pooie bum & Mummy has to change the bedding & give me a baff. All in the middle of the night. Also my poorly eyes is back. I is feeling sad today& can't pawtrol properly.😪
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I has been outside gardening. Mummy planted 7 lavender plants & I dug up 3. Sorry..not sorry.
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🎶Happy birfday to me, Happy birfday to me.🎶 Is my Happy birfday today.I is 2. Fanx
@bemorebob2
for my parcel specially my rainbow bone. I hopes your leg is getting better. I has a cake & I is having scrambles & salmon for my dinner.
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I has sum sad noos pals. My chikin, called Mandy has gone OTRB 🌈. She wos a gud chikin & she gives me lots of eggs for my scrambles. She wos getting old & it wos her time to go.
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It's my birthday & I is 3. I has had scrambles wiv smoked salmon & feta cheezez for brekfast. There is talk of chikin & cake later. No I is not very spoilt I is a very luved boi!
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I has a pooie bum, but doesn't worrit pals I cleans it all by myself on the rug. I used the cream rug not the grey one so Mummy could see better for cleaning. I is thoughtful likes that. Plus now no baff. Proud ears.
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They wants me Pals!!! I shall be starting my new job as a
@PetsAsTherapyUK
doggo in a weeks time. I has the prowd ears
Today, I goes for a werk interview. I wears my new harness & lead from my fren
@bemorebob2
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@PetsAsTherapyUK
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Today, I goes for a werk interview. I wears my new harness & lead from my fren
@bemorebob2
. I visits a skool to sees if they wants me for their
@PetsAsTherapyUK
doggo. I hopes they likes me.
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Today I chased the chikins, pulled Mummy's clean clothes across the floor, ate cat poo & scratched at the front door repeatedly but then refused to go out. Today was a gud day.👿
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New rool.....no rolling in the sycamore seeds. Who knew??? What sort of rool is that??
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This morning I threw up all over the rug..twice (something I ate). Then I snaffled a dead rabbits leg & made Mummy chase me round the field.She didn't catch me, but she needed the exercise rabbit leg was delishus. Then I chewed Mummy's glasses AGAIN. Zorsted now.
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Impawtant announcement. Mummy went to the pub for Sunday lunch without me. I is not happy. End of announcement.
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I has had to go to the vetty lady. My eyes is still sore & runny. Mummy is worrit cos my fursis Coco 🌈 had blind eyes. I is going to see the specialist eye vetty that
@Archie_AlfieCav
sees. We needs to make sure I is OK.
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Gud Morning frens, I has the most eggsalent news. My tummy is better. Thank you everyone for your gud & kind messages. I slept all night long, been on pawtrol & sorted out those zombies. 👍
#ZSHQ
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Happy tongue out Tuesday. This is my very first TOT so I is still practising.
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Today I goes to mine werk for
@PetsAsTherapyUK
.I helps a likle girl who woz very friten of doggos. Her teacher helps her to touch me, she woz very bwave, so I kisses her on her finger & pals she laffs! How gud is that!
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So let me get this straight Mummy, you is going to a birfday pawty & you is leaving me behind? Is that allowed? I doesn't think so.
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Oh no!! 😱 I has jus seen my fren Poppy running down the street through the village with her hoodad & hoobruv running after her shouting 'Poppy get back here'. They has no chance, she is having a very gud time bouncing about. 😂🤣
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This morning I saved Mum from a fierce monster. It jumped out of the hedge. I quickly ran back to mum to protect her. She said it was a pheasant and I had scared it. Well of course I scared it, I is a mummy saving hero.
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Today me, Loki was a gud boi. I was checking the hen house, when suddenly I BOL & run back to Mummy then run back to hen house. Mummy finds Martha, one of the chickens had escaped from the pen, so she puts her back in where she is safe. I didn't chase Martha. I was a gud boi.😇
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Well Pals we has the new phone. After 1 1/2 hours in the phone shop tormenting the poor assistant Mummy brought the phone home. So far she has locked herself out of 4 apps.🙄
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Oh dear. Mummy is cooking in the kitchen, it was all going very well & I can smell gud smells. Then she puts musik on something called Dusty Springy fields. Now she is dancing & singing & frens my Mummy cannot sing! She sounds like a dying zombie.
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BREAKING NEWS... I has a a new fur nephew. This is Milo he is a dapple daschund & I is planning to teach him everything I know. I doesn't get a furbro for my birfday but I gets Milo.
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Mine Mummy has been to a place called hospikal, for sumfing called day surgury. Hoobruv takes her & brings her home. Now I has to look after her, cos even tho she needs lots of training & dusnt unnerstand zombies, I luvs her anyway.
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I chased the chikins. I is in BIG trouble again.🤷♂️
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I have been baffed, brushed, floofed & the fur thief has stolen my fur. I is huffed & will not be speaking to Mummy.
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Morning frens I is going to the village to check for Zombies. My hoobruv & his pack are coming to stay, so I is making sure they is safe. So far so gud.
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Not feeling great frens. I has an ouch & it is hurting. Mummy isn't sure wot the problem is so she is taking me to the vettyhairylady.
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Does this luk like a boi who wud sneaky into the horses field & take himself on pawtrol wivout his Mummy?🐾😇
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Mummy is shamed of me. At top of lane I is allowed to run off lead cos no cars & all fields. I finds a deded intact hoppity zombie. I finx this a gud trophy & wud luk great in mine howse. I piks it up & runs for home. I dusnt wait wen Mummy says to. Parently this norty.
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Parently, I has been a pain all morning, borking at nofing & being an all round general newsanse. Dus this luk like a norty boi to you?
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I is back from the fur thief. Soòo barassed. I smell all floofy & she did something unmentionable to my bummage area. I doesn't like it pals, it has no fur there. It's very drafty under the old tail.
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I is not feeling the best today. I has been sick and I just want to sleep on Mummy's knee.
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......so, parently I is not allowed the Tuna bake cos she has put onions in it. I ask yous pals, wot sort of Muvver makes Tuna bake wiv cheezez, Tuna & pasta then puts onions in it? A BAD Muvver that's wot!!!!
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Today I has blocked 9 account. They talking bout bits of coins & blok chains. I not stoopid, I knows yous needs whole coins to buy treets. I shows them how to blok pals!!
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Mummy & me had a disagreement. Usually I sleeps in my bed at the side of the big bed, but last night I thinks the zombies might get Mummy so I jumps on the big bed. Mummy pushes me off. This continues for 3 hours. Until I sleeps in my bed. I is right isn't I pals?
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Been to the fur thief now I smells all floofy & I is tired.
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Frens I has citing noos. Does you merember Aunty L who doesn't like doggos? Wiv all your help I worked hard to make her luvs Loki. I was successful & she learns to luv Loki so much that today she is collecting her very own pupster. A Cocker Spanner called Tam.
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Good Morning everyone. I has a question. If a Mummy who can't walk well cos of a poorly foot, puts wet glovies on the radiator to dry and someone borrows them and might have run outside and hidden them, is that someone likely to be on Santa Paws norty list?
Asking for a fren.
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What the heck!!! I know I doesn't like my coat, but this takes fings to a whole new level! How's I going to sneak up on zombies wearing this????
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I is very suspishus. On pawtrol today I sees little hills of soil in my field. I finx this is a zombie plot. Mummy says is moles but I is carefully monitoring the situashun.
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Frens, I been attacked by the Zombies. I has been to see the vettyhairylady & she says those zombs has torn my dew claw & made it fected. I has tablets & medicine. I has decided to rest on the big bed till I feels better. Don't worrit Jezebel is pawtrolling.
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I asks you pals....Dus this luk like a doggo that wud chase chikins? Pfft!
#innocentLoki
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Gud morning frens. I has recovered from the fur thief & am on top form. Pawtrol completed & I chased away the zombie birds. I has barked at the flowers dug a hole in the garden & chased the chikins.
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Mummy says I is her bestest boi. Does she fink I is stoopid? I is her only boi!!! Pfft!!
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I has news. Now the bedroom has new paint. I has had a new big bed & bedding arrive. I doesn't know where Mummy is sleeping tonite but I is on the new bed!!!
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I is having a bad week pals. First I goes to the fur thief, then I gets scritchy & sore, then I has the steroids & antihissymeans which makes me sleepy. Now the vettyhairylady says I s chunky! Rood! I has to join
@BomberHarris8
on Operation Reduced Snackage.
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I is not happy. 😥. I want my blanky. Baby teefs gone but vet says I have flamed tonsils so I have tablets. Also they squeezed my bum, somefing about anal glands. Now I have a sore bum. They thiefed fur from my leg, so that bald. I is crying and need cuddles.
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Morning frens. I is very cited cos Mummy jus told me that hoobruv, hoosisinaw, smolist hoo & furnephew Teddy is coming to mine howse for the Sunyay lunch. The gud fing bout this pals is....I GET SUNYAY LUNCH!!!!
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I is expecting snow in these norfern penines & I has been very busy before it arrives. I has cleaned the chikins, pruned, raspberries, gooseberries & blackcurrants, brought in coal for mine fire & completed 2 pawtrols. Jezebel has slept on the bed!
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I teached Mummy a trik. I waits till the extending leed is very long, then I sits down & refuses to moov. Mummy shouts "Loki, come on" & I runs to her & she tells me I is a gud boi & tikels mine ears. We dus this eleventy million times this morning & she dus it rite every time.
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Morning frens. Tomorrow is my birfday so Aunty K is coming to see me & tonite we is going to paaaawty!
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Wot a day pals! On pawtrol this morning saw my fren Dylan, the BT. We chased about then went home for breakfast. Went to the fur thief, did pawtrol round town, left peemails on every post & Street corner. Bought cake, went to garden centre & came home.
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Morning frens, got cort in the rain on pawtrol this morning, so Mummy puts my robe on me to keep me warm. To be honest, I not too keen on this robe ,but Mummy seems to fink it spiffing!
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Mummy is drinking falling down juice. Sumfing bout pasta needing red wine cumpliment. Meanwhile I is eating pure duck chew from
@bemorebob2
& I dusnt need no falling down juice as a cumpliment.
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Stand down zombiesquad. Fanx for yous help. Jezebel is back. She comes home last night at 9pm large as life & twice as sassy!
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I is in the bad books AGAIN. We was in the garden & Jezebel returns wiv a mowses. I pinches the mowses & makes Mummy chase me (she doesn't catch me). I quickly eats the mowses. Mummy says I is disgusting & if I is 🤑on the rug I will be in double trubel.
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Ahem!! 🚨Impawtant announcement 🚨 I Loki has passed my ssesment to be a Pets as Therapy dog wiv
@PetsAsTherapyUK
. 'Proud ears'. I is just waiting for my furst placement.
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Well, pals, Mummy says I has really dun it this time. I goes outside to play in the garden & I comes back in wiv half a hoppity zombie. I finx I wos very cleva. Mummy puts the rubba gloves on & makes the big fuss.
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We has just had high drama in mine garden. Jezebel catches a Rook wiv a broken wing. OMD all the Rooks in the werld came to save their pal. Jezebel wos dive bombed but she just runs off wiv the burd. I finx it must have been a zombie. I runs into mine howse PDQ.
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Morning frens. No 🧟♂️ on pawtrol today. Later I is going to see the eye spechulist in a place called Sunderland. Mummy says it's a city & we will see lots of hoomans & cars. After I have seen the vetty hairy man Mummy says I will have big surprise 😮 🤔
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Today, I takes Mummy to train to be an Assessor for
@PetsAsTherapyUK
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I has been to the groomers. I has been baffed, brushed and had all my fur stolen. I has also been sprayed with smelly stuff, so I need to roll in fox poo to make me smell gud.
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Morning frens. Not feeling too gud today. I has a dodgy tummy & had Mummy up in the night. Mummy says I probably eats sumfing disgusting in the field. She cud be rite. So I is just going to lay on her knee all day.
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It's arrived!!!! My parcel from
@bemorebob2
is here. Fanx Bob Pal. I tries to decide which to eat furst. I finx it might be the lamb twists.
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I has to repawt a zombie attack. I wakes Mummy at 3am cos I hears something suspicious. I does a pawtrol & takes the opportunity to have a quick 💩. No zombies, but I gets up this morning & the zombies have turned off the lectricity! So I can't have my porridge.
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Appawrently it is not OK to eat Mummy's brekfast of scrambles wiv the smoked salmon & feta cheezez. I finx if it is not for me it shudnt be left unattended. Sorry, not sorry!
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Yes, Mummy, I knows I has the upset tummy & I has been eating grass all day & I doesn't eat my dinner, but I really finx that one of the 100% chikin chew stix from
@bemorebob2
shoppy will really help! (Nods head wisely).
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I has been to the fur thief. I doesn't get of the sofa & I doesn't want to play or eat anyfing even treats. I is very itchy.After 4 days I is better. This time we tries a different fur thief who uses speshul shampoo but I is the same. Mummy baffed me but no change. I is sad
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I had the scrambles for my dinner tonight and I thought of
@AdsDogCharlie
. Mummy says there must be hoomans and doggos in kitchens all over the world who think of Charlie whenever they make scrambles. He will be remembered with a smile.😀👍
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I is been tricking my Mummy. She been carrying me down da stairs, cos I sed I couldn't go down myself. This morning she had her hands full so had to come back for me. Ta dah there I is stood behind her.😁
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Morning frens. Mummy makes me go out in the rain! I finx I need boops!
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Pals, does this look like a likel doggo that would sneak into the coal shed when Mummy wasn't looking & then come into the house leaving black paw prints everywhere? Even if I was I finx black paw prints enhance the decor. 🐾
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Fanx very muchness to all my frens for their gud forts. I been to the vettyhairylady & she finx maybe I pulled the muscle. Also I has temp ree tur, so sumfing else is brewing. I has para cee ta mol & has to eats chikin & rice.
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🚨 Calling all zombiesquad, calling all zombiesquad. Missing sailor 🚨 Mine Jezebel goes out on pawtrol yesterday afternoon & dusnt return. I has borked for her last night, this morning & just now, but no Jezebel. I is worrit zombies have her. APB issued!!!
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Today I was abandoned, deserted & left alone for a hundredmillionandtwenty hours. Mummy met her fren Clare. I should have been invited cos Georgie, who is in charge of Clare's house is my nephew & best fren Teddy's furmum.I think it was inpawtant for me to inspect Clare.
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Pals, today I scored 2 snossidges! Mummy always gives me a snossidge wen she goes out, so I doesnt miss her too much. Today she goes out in the morning & AGAIN in the afternoon. So I gets 2 snossidges in 1 day! Result!!!!
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Well I was going to say happy Friday frens, but something happened. I came back from my pawtrol.Before you could says 'Bob's your uncle' I was whisked upstairs & put in the baff! Then, she washed my bum! I was mortified! So when she finished I jumped on the big bed to dry my bum
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Mummy says it's brass munki wevver, but I luks & luks on mine pawtrols & I dusnt see any brass munkis. Has any pals seen any?
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Mine bred is made! Is holemeel. Mummy says we go on pawtrol now & wen we back I can has sum wiv butter
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I has decided to catch up on dogs behaving badly. I gets all mine best ideas from this programme
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Is that cheezez on toast yous making? I likes cheezez on toast.
Wot you mean yous put onions on it?
This now a pattern of bad behaviour. I needs big peece of cheezez as compensashun & lamby dusnt like cheezez so I has his as well.
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I has finished lunchtime pawtrol wiv out incident. I is going for an afternoon nap now cos I is zorsted.
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Frens sumfing orrible append this morning. I wos on pawtrol in the village & a big fierce doggo jumps over his gate & attacks me. Lukily I has my harness & coat on so he cudn't grab me. Mummy wos likes the whirling dervish & screamed & shouted & scared him away.
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Pals. What's a mini break? I has a feeling I will not like it. Mummy says Hoosis & fur nephew Milo is coming to stay at my house to look after me. I is very suspishus.
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I has been helping Mummy change the bedding on 2 big beds. There was a lot of "get down Loki", "come out of there Loki" & "what are you doing now Loki" but I know she preciated my help cos afterwards she lay flat on the bed, I jumps on her & we had cuddles.
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I is not speaking to Mummy . She abandoned me to go to the bowling and now she has given some of the chicken to Jezebel. I could easily have eaten it all. I didn't want to share with Ms Jezebel bossy knickers.
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So, last night me & Mummy has the discussion we has every year at this time. I borks & borks at prickly fings & tells her they zombies. She says they is hedgiehogs & is our frens. Mummy is very stoopid & never lissens to me.
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