Normalize burnerverse church doxxing #expandprayer

I just threw some leftover prime rib on a roll and poured another bourb

Mutuals, you’re invited for a beer and some prime rib with my family. Merry Christmas from Doc

This account is plateauing so I’ve decided to dox on my bday on Sunday then get off this app until something crazy in the world happens again

A real text I received today. #maddiekowalski talk on Christmas Eve.

“Make him pregame and throw up on his grandma at Christmas Eve mass.”

Merry Christmas everyone. Luke 2:1-14

This has been my favorite for as long as I can remember, and still I just learned something new. When Linus recites Luke: 8-14, it’s the one time he isn’t holding his security blanket. Because in that moment, he doesn’t need it.

Playing WHISKEY WHISKEY by Moneybagg Yo (feat. Morgan Wallen) to my mother and grandmother right now

Rockfish #bang

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Lonesome Dove: 8.7/10 thank you for the recommendation @HBCBURNER

Double collared rn fyi

I’m so poor

Friends- This is a tough note to write, but since a bunch of you have started to suspect something, I’ll cut to the chase: Last week I was diagnosed with metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. Advanced pancreatic is nasty stuff; it’s a death sentence.

Is it a Seger bar?

#NewProfilePic

I would have never met the Ole Miss burners if it weren’t for the Lane Kiffin saga. Respect gentlemen

The Commonwealth of Virginia does NOT include Nova or the idiots that larp as Southerners 🚨

This’ll do

Applying for jobs is just as bad as going to the dentist