Doc Bag
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Doc Bag parody account
Human, raised by humans
Joined May 2009
Practical magic barely qualifies as a movie, but got damb did I have a good time watching it
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As a bassist I love this band, I love this song, I love the goofy bass line, but I will never understand why people think it’s indicative of skill
Beastie Boys jamming “Sabotage” on Letterman in ‘94 — honestly until I saw this I didn’t realize they could 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 play, especially MCA and that bass line
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Whenever I hear real jazz players play I’m reminded what a joke rock n roll really is
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Batman Begin
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Why do most colognes smells a little like fart? Or are men putting on cologne believing it will mask their perpetually leaking farts?
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Imagine you’re a keyboard player who showed up an hour late to the gig and you turned your amp up so loud I can barely get the vocals audible. In this scenario you suck ass.
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While I was setting up for tonight’s show I noticed the snake was blocked by a table. I told the drummer “I need to move this table so I can expose the snake.” I didn’t realize what I had said until I saw the delight on his face.
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My advice to bands: have a bass player. Otherwise you sound like a drum solo with some dipshits noodling nearby
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Not too Far, Far Away… Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.
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your cat looks like Anya Taylor Joy
Kamino just taking that clone order and not following up with the Jedi, with the Jedi not getting any sort of invoice, really makes me question fraud prevention in Star Wars
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Excited for the fucked up fake noses they’re putting on these beautiful men
The 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics will reportedly star: • Harris Dickinson as John Lennon • Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney • Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr • Charlie Rowe as George Harrison (Source: https://t.co/XaYKdIm4ny)
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Bring back the Steely Dan model: if you want to record a song you physically can’t play it should be VERY expensive
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Damn, they’ve got my ass
The first ever LEGO Legend of Zelda set will release on September 1. Will cost $299.99
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Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! I joined Twitter and I’m still using Twitter. The fuck is X? I’ll never know because I refuse to update and I’ll delete when I’m forced to! #MyXAnniversary #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I swear we had a BLAST touring with @cloudnothings despite my face in the last show group photo. ❤️
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grateful to the boiz for helping me turn my frowns upside down! Catch me expressing myself and playing my absolute heart out tonight in Philadelphia at the Ukie Club! Doors are at 7:30 Tix via the link in my bio, shoutout 2 @4333collective
#benkatzman #shred
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