Thanks! I was busy writing a book about divorce and pivoting 🤣

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Never understood hookers or strippers but I’d consider putting out for tech support...#divorcedgirldating

I disagree with @KayJewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with @budlight than Kay...well...pre-pandemic...#divorcedgirldating

Does 69 count as “socially distancing”? #AskingForAFriend #divorcedgirldating #SocialDistancing

When people ask how I just pounded a bottle of white wine... “It’s basically like drinking 2 La Croix’s and a shot of vodka 🤷🏻‍♀️” #divorcedgirldating

So here’s the problem with champagne, I can drink a bottle and not feel a thing...So either I’m an alcoholic or champagne is bullshit! #divorcedgirlquaratining

What’s the best way to say “I like you, but not ‘let’s get locked in a bunker together’ like you” #datingin2020 #divorcedgirldating

#ShelterInPlace aka order ALL the vibrators...#divorcedgirldating

2020 is going to be the year of blue balls or babies #divorcedgirldating #coronavirus #COVID19 #QuarantineLife #Quarantine #instasingle

Everyone’s talking about social distancing and I’m over here hoping I can get laid before a full on quarantine begins...#divorcedgirldating #coronavius #Priorities

I like to let men down subtlety 🤣 #divorcedgirldating

New drinking game...every time one of these lady children on the @BachelorABC says “like” drink...jk don’t do that...you’d be dead in 20 minutes 🙄 #divorcedgirldating #thebachelor

Renee Zellweger’s acceptance speeches #divorcedgirldating #oscars #bestactress

You know it! 🤣

Swiping on @bumble while watching @YouNetflix cause I like to live dangerously 🤣 #divorcedgirldating

Me after two glasses of wine: “I know I haven’t seen my high school sweetheart in 20 years and he’s married with 4 kids now, but we’re still going to end up together” #divorcedgirldating