My biological mom is over here telling me “welcome to motherhood” when she asked about my son & I mentioned I was able to get him to nap without tears today Girl what do you even mean, you didn’t raise all FIVE of us 🙃 welcome to motherhood, stfu…

When everyone said you’d hate your dog postpartum, they meant it. I had a deep love/hate relationship with my dog bc he’s ALWAYS acting up and I’m over it 🙃

They also said they’d swap dryers if I wanted to stay home 🤣 and that they’d pick it all up, do it and bring it back. I love them lol

My grandparents love me SO much that my dryer needs repaired and they said they would do it all and fold it if I bring the baby over tomorrow 😂 My real mom signed over custody when I was 3 months old and that was the best thing that ever happened to me clearly 🥹

Surprisingly a power move is putting on family feud when you have workers at your home 😂

My little 3am Halloween baby🎃

I used to hate waking up at 3am because it’s the witching hour, and since my baby was born at 3:01am, it now has a new purpose and I’ve been sobbing over that for the past 2 weeks 😂💓

When it’s your husbands second day back to work since you had a baby and his coworkers can’t believe you sent him to work with coffee/breakfast so they call to confirm 😂

Chatgpt estimated my handle could be worth $10k-$30k So who’s buying??? Because I’d like to pay off my car 👀

This and ALLLL restaurants NOT having purse hooks or baskets!!! 😭 GET WITH IT

I haven’t been hormonal hardly this entire pregnancy and then I’m in the final stretch and sobbing…DAILY!? All happy tears but all I did was read a post saying “it’s my babies first Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas” and I’m sobbing? Ok wow 😂

Seeing my dad and my husband work on little home projects together warms my heart, I gotta good man 😭💓

My cousin got a FREE, brand new nespresso valued at $200 and then also got a free nespresso frother with it that she gave me and that alone was $100. CRAZY. She’s a free stuff champion 😂

I genuinely feel so lucky that so many people truly shopped from my baby registry. Everyone had me scared that people wouldn’t and I didn’t even want to make a registry at first because anything to me is perfectly fine, but I am so glad I did 🥹our little boy is so loved.

Can @gochomps just go ahead and make a pregnancy safe salami or “circular slice of jerky” so pregnant women can enjoy a charcuterie board 😂 Thanks !!!

No one has been able to feel the baby when I can feel him kicking UNTIL TODAY, when Kyle got to feel him 🥹 How special 🩵

I’m just now discovering how “trendy” the Coach Brooklyn bag in suede is right now for fall/winter and I straight up bought it to use as a diaper bag 😂

I tell Kyle all the time that I think it’s cool that his bday is on the 9th and mine is the 19th and then it just dawned on me that my moms bday is on the 6th and my dads is the 16th…. This is pretty ironic and iconic lol

The amount of times I’ve heard that I should name our baby Ozzy Osborne since yesterday is wild 😂 Don’t worry, that’s already been in the family lol

I tried really hard to not need a maternity pillow, but I gave in and it arrives today. I couldn’t be more excited 😂 my back better appreciate bc I am a left side sleeper and it’s been rough