Dillard
@DillardMcC8
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Apple Fan, Tech Enthusiast, and Software Engineer | 21yo.
San Francisco
Joined January 2018
This 97-year-old diner still looks between f and h to find the "incident" at your high school the old fashioned way.
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Dylan McDonald and Tim Cook have a combined net worth of $2.4 billion 🔥💯
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Michael Burkhardt is reportedly 2-6 weeks away from enriching enough uranium to develop his first nuclear weapon. He plans to strike Sami Fathi.
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They gotta meet up with Steve Jobs next 🙏💯
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Sam Altman if he was a girl: Samantha Altwoman. (Original joke by Dillard)
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So glad the EU is forcing USB-C, I'm tired of how thin phones are getting. Happy that we now have a physical limit!
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NEW: Craig Federighi on his last name being Federighi. "My last name is Federighi."
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Stephen A. Smith will never be elected President of the United States.
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Craig Federighi has won 'Album of the Year' at the #GRAMMYs for his debut album 'The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.'
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BREAKING: President Trump has imposed 25% tariffs on MacRumors and 9to5Mac. "They are just trying to make Apple look bad, and Apple is a fantastic company, a tremendous company, the BEST company. They are doing great things in USA!" The move is expected to benefit Supercharged.
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Peroxaan Studios is reportedly developing an LLM that scores three times higher than DeepSeek R1 and OpenAI o3 combined. "Shits fire bro," said Peroxaan CEO Michael Burkhardt, "Ong this is gonna be the best thing since Electrocam" Sources say the LLM may be capable of language.
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Dylan McDonald is reportedly skeptical of the mainstream narrative surrounding Deepseek AI. “It only took a team of 10 recently graduated computer science majors to recreate and rival OpenAI’s o1 with only a fraction of the funding? That can’t be right.”
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🚨 | President Trump has PARDONED Dylan McDonald for his role in developing the wildly-successful 'School Assistant' app, available on the Apple App Store.
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Asked for additional comment, TikTok US replied "ong," seemingly confirming Burkhardt's purchase of the company.
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Michael Burkhardt is reportedly considering buying TikTok to save it from the U.S. ban. "Ngl this 9to5mac money goes crazy," he told the media. "I could fr just buy the app 💀" (via @NYTimes)
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