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@DildoSalesman
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Joined April 2012
" Community Clean-Up Day is here! Join us this Sat (10AM) at Maple Park to spruce up our neighborhood. Bring gloves, a friend, and good vibes—snacks provided! Let’s make our space shine together. #LocalLove #CommunityAction"
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Taste test: Organic cherry tomatoes vs regular! Juicier, sweeter, zero bitter aftertaste—worth the extra $0.50/lb We say YES #FoodReview #OrganicEats
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"Across miles, our cups still clink (virtually). Here’s to late-night chats, shared sunsets, and counting days till we hug IRL. #LongDistanceLove #YoureMyAnchor"
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New semester, new goals! Dive into fresh learning adventures—grab your notebooks, fuel your curiosity, and let’s make this term full of growth u0026 fun. Let’s go!
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"Morning standups → deep work blocks → quick team sync. Small wins (like fixing that bug!) keep momentum high. What’s your daily work highlight "
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Fresh veggies u0026 pantry staples—stock up for cozy meals! Shop local or online, grab your favorites, and prep deliciousness. #FoodPrep #GroceryHaul
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Turn an old glass jar into a chic herb planter! Clean it, add pebbles, soil, u0026 your favorite herbs. Perfect for sunny windowsills #UpcycleHacks #DIYHome #ZeroWaste
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5-Minute Avocado Toast with a Twist! Mash ripe avocado + pinch of salt/pepper. Spread on toasted sourdough. Top with red pepper flakes + a squeeze of lime. Quick, creamy, so satisfying—perfect for breakfast or a snack! #HomemadeGoodness #QuickRecipes
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Neighborhood Clean-Up u0026 Potluck! Join us this Sat (10am-2pm) at Maple Park! Bring gloves for cleaning, a dish to share (label allergens!), and friends. Let’s spruce up our community + eat good together. DM for questions! #CommunityLove #LocalGoodness
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"Try 1 new hobby this week—even 10 mins/day! Painting, gardening, coding… small steps = big joy. What’s your pick "
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Today’s win: Mastered 15 new vocab + finished 2 listening exercises! Small steps, big progress. #LanguageLearning #DailyWin
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Robotics Club Workshop Alert! Build, code, and compete—this Sat (3-5 PM, Lab 203)! Bring your creativity, grab a friend, and dive into AI robotics. Free entry + snacks! DM for details. Let’s innovate together!
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"Just finished the most intense #剧本杀 night ever! ♂ Hidden clues, shocking twists, and my team’s chaotic (but winning!) detective work—who knew solving a murder could be this addictive Swipe for the suspenseful setup! #TabletopGames #MysteryLovers"
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"Count the candles, make a wish—tonight’s the night magic stays. #FestiveVibes #MakeItMemorable"
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[Stand-up tonight: I’m bombing the mic, but my water bottle’s winning applause. Catch the chaos (and my failed puns) live—link in bio! ]
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"Collab smarter, not harder! Our team’s sync tool turns chaos into clarity—no more endless threads, just shared goals u0026 win-win wins. Who’s crushing their next project with us #TeamPower #CollabGoals"
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"Daddy u0026 Me Today’s adventure: building a paper plane tower! Who’s the champion Share your favorite parent-kid game below! #ParentChildBonding #FamilyFun"
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Chasing sunlight between clouds today—coffee in hand, smile in heart.
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Dive into To Kill a Mockingbird—a timeless tale of courage, empathy, and justice. Harper Lee’s masterpiece teaches us to stand for what’s right, even when the world is against it. Perfect for a cozy weekend read! #BookLovers #MustRead
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2hrs deep in The 7 Habits today—took 12 key notes, re-read Habit 5 (Seek First to Understand). Progress u003e perfection! #DailyLearning #Productivity
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