I hate when I ask someone where they got their clothes from and they say romwe I will explode you with my mind.

Is ur gonna waste your time like this at least pick movies that are actually good.

Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.

RT @PercThaGoat: -

I like eating hot dogs because I get to tell my friend that I'm eating her Weiner dog.

Irl just said she lets her bf go to the club bc she's not insecure and she trusts him I'm gonna block this dumb bitch.

Did my makeup just go sit on the couch and watch mad men I am the most useless person ever

My mom said the biggest problem with me is that I get angry when people won't behave the way i want them to

RT @chrrrystar: people defending terrible music: OMG YALL JUST HATE FUN!!!!!!!!.

Just remembered that salchipapa exists life is worth living.

RT @normalmadeline: sometimes I’ll drink a gingerale and eat a biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m o….

When someone won't stop trying to talk to you while you're trying to type something on ur phone so now you have to punch them in the face.

I just want to make mojitos they keep kicking me out of bars for not being 21 💔.

If I don't own a mini bar soon I will kill myself.

Grok can a latina be Amish.

Sometimes I wish I could be Amish but I'm not white they seem chill.

I'm getting a daiquiri before they notice.

Someone brought me a martini at the bar and the waitress asked me if I had an ID and I said no now she's talking to her manager

Truth nuke

I get so mad when someone asks me why I'm in a bad mood honestly I don't even know why can't I just be in a bad mood for no reason now you're just pissing me off.