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@Diction
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I yell at video games for a living. He/him. Follow me everywhere: https://t.co/P8N5Ysa4Md Biz Email: [email protected]
Joined October 2009
HOLY SHIT ONE OF THE STAFF AT CVS JUST WALKED UP, ASKED MY NAME, THEN HANDED ME MY WALLET I LOST LAST WEEK YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!.
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I don’t normally enjoy watching paranoid, sociopathic YouTubers burn down their careers in real time except yes I do.
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The whole “I jerk off to tits all the time but I draw a hard line when those tits are playing my favorite video game on Twitch” era really needs to fuck right off and die.
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@SeaNanners I’d say I missed you but we played Predator a couple months ago so I can’t miss you. Happy to see you’re in a brighter place, friend. ❤️.
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Dear God if it wasn't clear before: Suicide Squad is the stupidest film you shouldn't see. Ever. DC can't do movies.
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@Aerolith514 They're leeches, yes. But he's the one who made the original. Stop trying to divert blame, dude.
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You're a fucking awesome person, you: the one who is viewing this tweet. There is no caveat. You have awesome inside you.
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If you vote for Trump or write in Kanye you’re not invited to my birthday party and my mom is going all out with pizza and full access to the Sega Genesis all night so don’t fuck this up.
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Release The Williams Cut.
While filming 'Mrs. Doubtfire' (1993), Robin Williams improvised so much that there were PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17 cuts of the film
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Seeing the replies to Twitch's Pride Month tweet gave me an ulcer. I'm so sorry you feel marginalized, straight dudes, but "I'm a Sad Angry Boy Because Women Won't Touch My Penis Month" just doesn't flow well.
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RT if you're old enough to remember when VHS switched from hard plastic cases that opened like a book to thin cardboard cases where the tape slid out the bottom.
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When you get killed in Gears but realize it’s just a game and you can learn from your mistakes
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Thanks for tuning in to those who did. Coming clean about my alcoholism and how it's been affecting every aspect of my life has been scary but relieving. Definitely hit Stop Streaming today feeling very hopeful. <3.
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Hey for those making the swap from @streamlabs to @StreamElements they have an automatic app to switch your alerts over, godspeed:
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Full disclosure: Started drinking again on my birthday and began to over-do it on the regular, sapping my mood/motivation. I'm a creature of routine and booze throws a serious wrench in my daily brain chemistry. Kicking it to the curb again, not a fan of this feeling. Cheers <3.
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Gremlins 2 is on HBO Max just in case you want to have the best fucking night of your life.
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@realDonaldTrump Jesus fucking christ, dude, get off twitter and bury your disgusting face in a bucket of KFC for all our sakes. You fucking twat.
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My feet are killing me but we showed those ghosts a good time tonight. Thanks for tuning in! 🤘❤️
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I’m ending my relationship with OPGroup. It’s not a light decision but I need to stand by my morals. The team that works there is incredibly kind and talented and I wish them future success.
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@RitzPlays Glad you finally dropped him. You can drink Kool-aid with me any day except I know you only drink water. 😊.
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Mixer streamers who just had the rug yanked out from under you and are fixing on coming to Twitch, feel free to link me your channels. You shouldn’t have to start over from scratch.
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@I_AM_WILDCAT God damn what a baby. He fucking blew up my Discord DM’s (and a few others) last night. Unhinged.
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Raise your hand if you don’t have me muted. I’ll know if you’re lying.
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Hear me out: Phasmophobia-esque co-op game except you and your friends are detectives hunting a serial killer. Each level is a new crime scene. The M.O. randomizes, you have multiple forensic tools to use. Pay me later for this idea.
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I'm officially 33. Someone get me my cane and one bedroom condo, please.
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Wished my dad happy Father’s Day and he returned fire with this embarrassing ass photo of my adoption day. My shirt looks fucking photoshopped why did they let me go outside wearing that?!
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"I already saw this on [INSERT YOUTUBER YOU PLAYED WITH]'s channel!"
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I’m imagining an alternate universe where Matt Berry got cast as Doctor Strange and I’m suddenly at peace.
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Official Twitter campaign co-opted by @ChilledChaos, @GoldGloveTV and @GassyMexican to get @EA to either announce Skate 4 or remaster Skate 3. RT away, folks.
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Left: 2021 pushing 400lbs. Right: Today, in my bathroom looking casual over 50 lbs lighter. Didn’t exactly accomplish it in the healthiest manner but all my shirts fit and stairs aren’t a daunting task so it feels pretty okay 👍
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Why'd we never get an "A Quiet Place challenge" where people just shut up?.
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Fortnite servers go down and 80% of Twitch streamers are variety casters again. Balance is restored, for now. .
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Checked myself into the ER for my withdrawal symptoms. I appreciate everyone who’s reached out the past weeks/months. Don’t know how long I’ll be here yet but I have a cricket for company.
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So "It" was fucking fantastic. A fun horror movie with some really good performances from the young cast. Would see again.
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MMkay, it's high time to get sober for good. I've been a hot mess for too long now.
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For all the kids out there who “don’t do politics“ let me put it plainly: Donald Trump just vented right in front of you for 4 years, vote him out.
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@ChilledChaos Dear God he's OBSESSED with everyone in the space. I unfollowed him once and he blew up my Discord DM's with vague accusations and no follow through. We hadn't played games or spoken much in YEARS, it was scary how much he cared about that follow.
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You're an idiot if you believe anything Tr*mp is saying, has said, or will ever say. Full stop.
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Ackbar was an admiral. He was a fucking fish person with a speech impediment. I'm not even a die hard Star Wars fan and this dumbass query has me tilted.
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@realDonaldTrump Nah, think I’ll blame the tiny handed man child with the smallest inauguration turnout in history. Suck a fart.
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Watch Valve come out of fucking nowhere and announce Half-life 3, Portal 3 and L4D3 just to stamp their feet.
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IGN has some site issues from time to time but this one is pretty hilarious.
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Hot tub stream was a success! Thanks for tuning in, we even held our own in the Twitch directory! See ya in a couple of hours for Ghost Watch!
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Gonna stop fucking around and contact a clinic, can’t have another phone call like that with my mom.
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When you get teamed as imposter with @AlfredoPlays two games in a row and he gets caught venting first round both times
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Hello, I am Diction now. Any brands who were frightened by the sexual innuendo in my previous online handle can rest easy now and come back. I forgive you.
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Losing your junk in #Fallout76 is really easy if you're a moron like me tossing pulse mines around like the flower girl at a wedding.
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I could've sworn this giant, terrifying sea creature was completely harmless in the last update.
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Almost 3 months without booze. Sleep schedule, I'm coming for you next.
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Doc said the lump on my neck is just fatty cells and nothing harmful so I'm breathing a little easier today. Whew.
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I like how Mario Odyssey takes a note from American healthcare and only lets you respawn if you have enough money.
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Fell off the wagon and drank again. Should explain my erratic behavior online lately. Don’t feel good about it both physically and emotionally. Very sorry. Stream later is a big maybe. Why are these sentences so robotic looking? Anyway, I’ll figure this shit out. Cheers.
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If you agree with this man you do not deserve to be anywhere near a human vagina.
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Fucked up and drank again last night. Wish there was a solid reason but I simply felt bored. Holding myself accountable so I don’t repeat it tonight. Stumble, not a fall.
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What’s a movie you can watch and never get tired of? .I have too many to list but I’ll go with Boogie Nights right now.
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I fucking hate this place. You voted to make so many lives worse. You won’t feel ashamed because the devastation won’t hit you for years. Fuck you. Fuck you forever.
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I WENT FOR A QUICK POOP AND COME TO BACK TO MY STREAM AND EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE DISCORD AND GAME LOBBY GG REAL GREAT FRIENDS I HAVE THANKS FOR NOTHING, GOD.
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Lot of negativity on the Twitters today. Just wanted to assure every one of you that you're all a bunch of jerks & I hope you step on a Lego.
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Hi. You're fucking cute and competent and totally worth it. Everyone doubts themselves, but you are awesome and capable of great things.
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Because some viewers don't understand boundaries and sometimes that becomes uncomfortable or downright unsafe for streamers. Not to throw everyone into a big pile of "yikes" but keeping a healthy distance of entertainer/viewer is just sensible. Not that we don't appreciate you.
Why do streamers not care about making friends anymore? Like I try to support people and make friends and all I ever feel like is a viewer :/.
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Relapsed again. Feel like absolute death. Work in progress I suppose.
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