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@DickyWoodbine

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Comedian, 60. Everything's a joke. Eat little. Exercise daily. Don't smoke. Stay out of the sun. My opinions are not my own, they're borrowed from others.

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@IncMonocle @Nigel_Farage By "stitch up" I think he means that the guy was there to provoke an incident, and have it filmed. He did provoke an incident, a physical assault, by simply holding a banner stating a fact. There was a simple way to avoid this incident... Respect his right to hold the banner!
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@GBNEWS @_adamcherry_ There's big big trouble ahead. And all parties and leaders are sleepwalking us into it. They shouldn't be surprised when it all kicks off big time. The thing about the "tipping point" is, it's impossible to predict. But IT'S THERE! And you don't have enough police.
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@LittleBoats2020 Doesn't Vigilante come from the word "vigilant"?
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@MartinDaubney @GBNEWS Maybe the French police should be prosecuted for not intervening and doing the job WE are paying them hundreds of millions to do?
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5 dead this morning as over 100 people were seen on one dinghy “I’m going to move back & show you this policing operation” The camera shows the gendarmes stood idly by doing absolutely nothing. Since 2018, the French have had £220 million to stop this & last year, Sunak…
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@antisemitism There's a growing list of celebrities I can't stand to watch anymore. She's not on it. Because I couldn't ever stand to watch her!
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@mikepayne2174 Wow...really?! I suppose these Turkish barbers aren't actually Turkish either? Next you'll be telling us that hand car washes and nail bars are crime fronts too.
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@alexharmstrong They're only 6.5% of the population at the moment, and already they're taking over the streets with protest, preaching and praying like the nonsense below. Imagine when it's 20% and 50%. It needs to STOP. And it needs to stop NOW!
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USING ISLAM TO BATTLE ISLAMOPHOBIA Muslims in Birmingham held a special street iftar to showcase the real Islam amid widespread Islamophobic rhetoric being spewed by the British media and political establishment. 5Pillars attended the event to see local Muslims fighting ugly…
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@metpoliceuk There hasn't been "serious disorder" because you've failed to arrest most of the hundreds (if not thousands) of protesters committing numerous crimes. Instead, you'll go after the single bloke with the union flag. This approach might be expedient, but apart from being...
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@LozzaFox I've been predicting civil war for years. With the environment successive governments have wilfully allowed to develop, it's now inevitable. Shame on them as they watch the fruits of their mismanagement from their ivory towers.
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@AkanKwaku Benjamin Zephaniah; wasn't he that racist guy with a big chip on his shoulder?
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@jim8oy @metpoliceuk @TRobinsonNewEra This is a pot about to boil, while police and the government watch on. How much more can we take? This is highly offensive to the British public.
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@Steve_Laws_ Is that the French police "trying very very hard"? What does their "don't give a shit" look like?
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@GBNEWS London demographics 1961-2021. We all know that things change over time. But is this change too rapid?
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@DannyMac2237 @metpoliceuk There shouldn't be any police group based on race or religion. It segregates people. They're there to enforce the law. Their race, religion etc. should have nothing to do with it.
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@DieselDave12345 He's quite the racist isn't he?
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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Proves even more now that we were right to leave the EU. Brussels, the centre of European democracy...NOT! The philosophy seems to be, if you can't win the argument through rational debate, send the bully boys in.
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@GBNEWS I don't think Putin is a threat to the West. Putin thought the West was a threat to Russia.
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@DaveAtherton20 @JohnLewisRetail @waitrose Who are they trying to impress? It's certainly not their customers.
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@RonEng1ish @JamesCleverly Many people are greatly concerned that this foreign conflict is being played out on UK streets. It's got nothing to do with us.
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@Steve_Laws_ Or, being a driving instructor, he could have chosen not to drive into 4' deep water? I'm very surprised the fireman hasn't been accused of being racist yet.
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@GBNEWS Big Nose is goading the public. Trying new things to see how far he can go. Renaming train stations is not a Mayor's job, and certainly not in the economic climate of 2024.
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@LeoKearse Let them bring out the women and kids then, and we'll stop laughing. They still haven't answered the question as to where these people find £5000 and why they risk their lives to escape... France?!
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@RaggedTP @waitrose Bloody hell, you had me reading that label for 5 minutes trying to find the word genocide! I thought it was a type of tangerine; like satsuma or Granny Smiths.
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@GBNEWS People are adamant it was Kate. Here's a screenshot from the video. It doesn't look like her to me.
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@alexharmstrong @GhorbaniiNiyak Wow, who'd have thought that mobile phone camera footage coupled with social media, would be a way of flushing these people out? Especially now that face coverings are (kind of) banned.
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@Justice_forum @EngCivilSoldier I know someone who works in this dept in Birmingham. It's criminal, and very hard for staff to go along with. Housing stock is held back from UK nationals and reserved for immigrants. No wonder they're risking their lives in the channel.
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@JackieD86388657 Integration into our culture is crucial, otherwise we don't have a culture. We just have lots of separate cultures living in the same country, separately, disagreeing with each other. It's a recipe for disaster. And this is proving to be the case.
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Every single police blue light and siren is going off in London tonight, and yet not a thing in the MSM. What's going on?
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Anyone any ideas!? 🚨❌🚨❌🚨❌🚨
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@IncMonocle @Nigel_Farage Sorry, I think my comments were badly worded. My point is that simply holding that banner should NOT have provoked an attack, but it did.
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@GBNEWS This is a ridiculous bogus made up story, presumably designed to get people irate. I'm a GB News fan, but it's disappointing to see them trot out a story like this. The law they refer to simply states that you're supposed to concentrate on driving, It doesnt mention Christmas..
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@benleo444 I fear civil war is the inevitable outcome here. I always knew it was coming, but it now looks much sooner than even I imagined.
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@MikeSouthWestUK The Labour (Muslim) candidate would have won, as Labour pander to Muslims and depend on their vote; only he was outed as a colossal Oct 7th denier. In steps colossal carpetbagger George Galloway to suck up to the Muslims and pander to their No1 priority; Gaza. Not Rochdale.
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@TobyMacallister This happens a lot. They're either Irish, or Scousers.
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@GBNEWS They don't celebrate Christmas, do they? And fly home using what money? To a country they're trying to flee?
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@RonEng1ish Many many people and groups of people have not come here because they like the climate, the culture or the people, and have absolutely no intention of integrating to any extent. Instead, they retain their own culture almost in its entirety, and seek to spread that culture.
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@MartinDaubney Police running scared; afraid of triggering a riot.
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@GBNEWS The more important question is, where has it come from?
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@GBNEWS Oh, so the solution to mass illegal migration, is mass legal migration? Brilliant!
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@DawnButlerBrent What shall we do about Abbott's racism though?
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@alexharmstrong @SkyNews This promotion of British self hatred will eventually backfire on them. King Charles and his far-right family better look out; they're always flying it!
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@WillFealey Only 15% of new car sales are EVs, and 80% of those are fleet/business sales. So only 3% are EVs sold to private buyers. For whatever reason, EVs just don't appeal yet. Having no driveway is going to be a difficult one to overcome.
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@BLAIMGame Same story here. I'm a bit older than you, but paid tons of tax/NI whilst working. I rather enjoy paying very little tax now, and no NI.
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@NickBuckleyMBE I don't know the guy, but I listened to a tribute to him on R4 earlier, and my initial impression is that he only got so much recognition because of his ethnicity. The few "poems" he read sounded like they'd been written by a child. He doesn't sound like he was born in Birmingham
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@GBNEWS It's Starmer who should apologise for using Brianna to score political points. Shameful.
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@terrychristian Not being in recession for a year like many EU countries including Germany. And this...
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@GBNEWS @PatrickChristys We sacked all of the care workers because they wouldn't take the Covid jab, that wasn't safe and didn't prevent transmission. And most NHS staff at all levels, still refuse to take it!
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@GBNEWS Is see you're continuing the tradition of hyperbolic weather forecasts that never come true. I'm still waiting for global warming to get my heating bills down!
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@MikeSouthWestUK It's already starting to kick off in many European countries, so it's no longer a theory. It's merely a question of how fast it escalates. It's already got to a point that I had previously thought was years off.
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@MartinDaubney @GBNEWS The fuzz actually arrested a protester?!!! Did they use the colour chart swatch to see if they are arrestable?
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@seavixen899 It's amazing how many young people are jealous of people who've worked 40-50 years building everything you see around you, only to get a £10 grand pension.
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@BLAIMGame Apparently 75% of all votes were postal, and in the predominantly Muslim wards, he got 90% of the vote.
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@BladeoftheS Some people get upset by GB News and some want it closed down. Which is weird because the same people claim that no one watches it.
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@DawnButlerBrent @HackneyAbbott @RishiSunak @Conservatives Most people are sick of hearing about racism, when there are so many more pressing issues in their lives that politicians aren't dealing with.
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@JackieD86388657 If twitter comments are anything to go by, the Muslim monument idea has gone down like a high density turd balloon. Not sure what that tells us?
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@UKAndNIasOne Obviously they've waved them through, otherwise they'd be bragging about the number of "removals", which they're not. This is an utter disgrace. I estimate about 200,000 illegals have come here since 2018. This will be music to the traffickers ears.
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@GBNEWS @trussliz We need to change the security for citizens too. You let too many in, and have put us and our democracy at risk.
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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage Tory MP Christopher Chope tried to get a bill passed to investigate vaccine injury and compensate victims properly. It got squashed by parliamentary process. A travesty. Disgraceful attempt to silence and sideline hideously injured vaccine victims. It'll all come out one day.
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@GBNEWS A thousand additional people a week still dying from the knock on effects of lockdowns, and the fact that the NHS effectively shut down for everything except Covid. Never again!
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@Kimmi520381244 Of course he's anti British. Everyone in power knows what he (and others) are up to, but they're too afraid to say.
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@LucC2028113 @GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage They admitted in the end that the Covid vaccines don't reduce transmission. Which is hardly surprising as that is not what vaccines are for, and it's not what they do.
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@GBNEWS Blimey; all these decades wondering how to solve the Middle East conflict, and up pops the answer out of the BLUE.
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@prwhittle @DaveAtherton20 There's no such thing as Islamophobia. It's a made up word used to describe a bogus concept. Simply not liking or agreeing with a religion, isn't a phobia. Surely, our intelligent and educated MPs must know that?
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@GBNEWS Can't these people just be left alone to get on with their lives? Good grief.
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@WayneGB888 @EngCivilSoldier Spitfire fly past, Duxford 2018...
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@LozzaFox Just a thought...
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The term Islamophobia was first popularised by the violent extremist Muslim Brotherhood as "an ideological weapon to silence critics" of Islam and to "criminalise any criticism of their religious and political beliefs". The term was then (naively?) popularised in the UK by…
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@GBNEWS Quite. Terms like "racist" and "Islamophobic" (and many others) are thrown around all over the place, when they're not applicable, as a tool to shut down debate.
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@GBNEWS @PatrickChristys We're in trouble folks. And we're getting more in trouble by the day.
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@frantruth Just like the Royal Navy. £7.6billion for an aircraft carrier we can't deploy because we don't have the crew. A bit like nightingale hospitals we couldn't staff.
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@GBNEWS The Irish have been hammered by immigration because their population is so small to start with. No wonder they're up in arms. The same will happen in Britain once the numbers get high enough. The tipping point is not far away.
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@frantruth It's a nice touch isn't? Kind of symbolic wouldn't you say? At our wedding we threw hand grenades at the buffet table. On reflection we should have gone for the automatic pistols option.
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@GBNEWS @Nigel_Farage And migrants are getting houses. My friend works in the council dept that allocates housing, and huge amounts are being held back just for migrants.
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@Moazzam_Begg Integration and assimilation in action! I've worked down there. It's a dive. A no go zone for cops where UK law doesn't apply.
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@IncMonocle Rishi's new plan hasn't kicked in yet then?
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@misspaulalondon They should have put "stop Brexit" on a Palestine flag. No one would have touched them then.
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@_HenryBolton The key phrase that stands out there is... "LARGE MUSLIM COMMUNITIES". That just about says it all. They're separate from the rest of community. They're like a society within a society. Taking over large sections of towns and cities. And that's through choice. Their choice.
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@HowardCCox Khan's private army. He must be stopped!
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@ByrneBarry @MailOnline It's the first ever instance I can remember where a British authority of any kind hasn't kowtowed to them. But the relentless pandering is creating a growing bubble of resentment, that will eventually burst. With severe consequences. Its inevitable.
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@IncMonocle "Commissioner defends officers after a weekend where too many were injured or faced abuse". Injured and abused by "mostly peaceful" protesters that is.
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@MikeSouthWestUK I've had extensive exposure to the NHS over many years. Whilst we tend to glorify it, it does have extensive problems both with management and staff. Until we acknowledge that, it won't improve.
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@DaveAtherton20 I visited someone in hospital last week. Didn't see one white member of staff on the ward, from cleaners to consultants.
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@IncMonocle And yet some are still saying (a) it never happened or (b) it was the Israeli IDF who did it.
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@frantruth There are too many minority groups (of all types) whining about problems that don't exist. Having got all they want, and more, they're still crying in their soup. They're doing themselves great harm, because we're sick of hearing it.
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@BLAIMGame @metpoliceuk As one young cop said the other week to ex-servicemen were flying union flags, when asked why don't the police arrest pro-Palestine law breakers?... "THERE'S MORE OF THEM THAN US"
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@LeoKearse They're not just occupying hotels (which is bad enough), some are being put up in private rented houses, thus making those houses unavailable to UK residents. And, because they're classed as minors, (which they're clearly not), they have full time live in "carers". It's a farce.
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@joshxhowie I know very little about Isreal/palestine history, but it strikes me that this isn't about Oct 7th or Israel's response. It's about the last 75 years, a dislike of the actions of Isreal and/or Jews, and I sense a questioning of Israel's right to exist. Hope I'm not stating the...
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@RafHM @georgegalloway He blocks everyone that disagrees with him. I was very polite with him, but I challenged his abusive and aggressive response to my tweet. Faced with reasoned argument, he blocked me.
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@lisareality1 I'm sick of it. The incessant clamouring to suck up to them is just weird now.
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@kelvmackenzie Having paid him a ton, they're doing their best to edit him out. Haha, don't tangle with Nigel. Heads he wins, tails you lose.
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@joshxhowie It always surprises me that anyone buys the "malnutrition" story, when the parents, and everyone around, including the other children, look week fed, well dressed, with clean faces, and neat haircuts. The electricity is always on, and mobile phones still have signal.
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@SuellaBraverman @Telegraph Jonathan Van Tam on face masks. March 2020...
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