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I got locked outta the page cuz the white boy reported his review, they was gonna lock it for a week... but I appealed that shit lmaoooooo we not doing no more whites! Y’all always call the police lmaooooooooo
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Why don’t you niggas bathe before sex? Women damn near die in the shower tryna get right for you niggas and y’all pull up wit the pee smelling dick 🙄
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How come people understand bisexual women but all of a sudden become blind when there might be a man that’s bisexual lol
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“I don’t want no broke nigga wit good dick” — Michelle Obama
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Men are hilarious cuz they don’t know who’s writing these reviews about them 😂 if someone reviewed me with as much detail as these women use I would know INSTANTLY 😂😂😂😂
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We are grown ups, body counts do not matter .. for men or women .. health does
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Good morning to everyone except niggas wit more than zero children
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Thanks to us 🤗
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That whole idea of "fat girls gotta take what they can get" is a DUB lmaoooooo
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Y’all don’t believe the celebrity reviews cuz y’all never fucked wit a celebrity before so you don’t think anyone else can, submit ya local drug dealer review and keep it cute sis’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Y’all gonna still fuck wit me when Yelp comes for me and I gotta change the name of my shit? 😭
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What’s the fastest a nigga ever nutted during sex with you? What did you do/say?
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Good morning to everyone except niggas that nut too fast
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I can’t believe it’s really people this dumb allowed to roam the streets 😂
Bc if a nigga bi he might as well be gay bc I don’t want em
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The last new body I got .... he did coke and his dick wouldn’t stay hard unless I CONSTANTLY flicked his nipples. If I stopped, the dick was dead lmaoooooooo I ain’t counting him. Foh
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Niggas is really out here being over 6’5 with itty bitty dicks?
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If anyone fucked DaBaby, TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m not finna play wit y’all
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On the flip side, have you ever had a nigga who jus NEVER gets tired? Nuts and keeps going and you jus wanna go to sleep? 😂
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The funniest part about this DickYelp shit to me, is how niggas be minding their business, having a lovely day, then BOOM. Mentions on 100 cuz of their dick 😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
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Stop sending me reviews then telling me not to post it ... are y’all ok? Get a damn diary or some friends 😭😂
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This ain’t Dick Fil A , we open 7 days a week juuheard
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Ppl really told me I should’ve ran this page anonymously lmaoooooo you shittin me? I made mad new connections off this shit, made mad moves .. how would I have done that if I was anonymous, I’m glad I listen to myself only 🔥😭
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But every bih can get the dick huh? 😂
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Oh fuck 😭
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When you’re a woman and don’t know anything about women’s anatomy <<<
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Cuz you poor
Fam got her a bag as a thank you 😂 I ain't ever give a female something as a thank you
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I need a sugar daddy but it only be African scammers in my DMs wit white men as their avi’s 😭
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Offer to take her out for crab legs
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