I know u only have 1 more outlet in the whole apartment

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

Watching my parents at a family reunion is a full time job

GHIDORAH?!?!

“He looks like your dads ugly son.”

Left my phone unlocked and came back to this?

Kind of embarrassed to be an American right now!

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They fed my children to the lions; They made me watch it on the television.

MEANWHILE, in Worcester... 🎃👯‍♀️

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Good night :)

Finally going to be a cow for Halloween and no one can stop me

I’m a member of S.T.A.R.S. !

I just want everyone to know…that even though Evian and I are dancing together…we’re still broken up.

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Usually the videos don’t get to me , but todays is just too much; I’m starting to think it’s intentional to make me lose my mind…

My boss be playing the same fucking tik tok for like 40 minutes…like fucking swipe up perro;

I love how my TL is everyone just getting smoked in MvC2;

Goodbye life