Hey, all you performative, pissed-off alleged Christians still in hysterics about Bad Bunny, Jesus wasn't American. He wasn't white. He didn't speak English. You people sound like racist, hypocritical morons who'd have despised the namesake of your faith, which is fine,

If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead. #seenonateeshirt

Everyday, I understand the phrase 'i"m getting too old for this crap' on an even deeper level. #seenonateeshirt

Justice for the survivors. Release ALL the Epstein files!

Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum, then I look around me and realize, maybe I am. #seenonateeshirt

'Children learn more from what you are that what you teach.' W.E.B. DuBois #seenonatteeshirt

Trump is a morally bankrupt racist pedophile who continues to fail as a leader. You can’t be a decent person while supporting Donald Trump; it’s no longer political. If you're backing him at this point, it's because the hatred he spreads resonates with something inside of you.

If you really can't stand someone, lend them $199. Chances are you'll never see them again. #seenonateeshirt

If you still support Trump and his administration, I don’t judge you for your choice of political party. I judge you for your lack of morals, ethics, compassion & humanity. I judge you for your support of pedophilia, racism, treason & fascism. So will others. So will history.

How is it that words like 'turnt,' "fleek,' and 'bae' are understood but so many do not understand how to use 'your' and 'you're' in a sentence? #seenonateeshirt

If people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer. #seenonateeshirt

Please grant me coffee to change the things I can and yoga to accept the things I can't #seenonateeshirt

Although i can still party like a rock star, apparently, I cannot recover like one. #seenonateeshirt

What is painfully obvious in these moments isn't simply that the person allegedly leading this country is a terrible human being; it is that anyone left still defending him, applauding him, justifying him, and celebrating him probably is too. At this point, the only reason left

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On a positive note, I haven't seen any mosquitoes in weeks. #seenonateeshirt

Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.

John Pavolitz: "Jesus would stand in the street between ICE and those it seeks to terrorize." #seenonateeshirt

FELINE PARALYSIS: When you can't move because there is a cat on your lap. #seenonateeshirt

When lightning strikes a corn field, why is it not full of popcorn? #seenonateeshirt