Fictitious Jimbo (blue check mark)
@DialupJimmy
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Riyl: Zippy the Pinhead
Joined June 2011
I wish the voices in my head would tell me how to stop the spiders from crawling under my skin.
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End of Madmen except Don Draper comes up with that “You’re My Present This Year” Folger’s Coffee Commercial.
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I just said to “I wish I didn’t talk so much” to my gf, which didn’t seem to alleviate the problem.
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You had me at “Hello” (but like, the 50th time you said it).
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Remember when Nintendo would have a bad idea and just bundle it up as a Pokémon game?
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The caveman who invented fire would be nowhere without the caveman who invented paper towels and the caveman who invented flammable bug spray,
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Pretty weird coincidence me and Aaron Judge both played deep right.
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My group therapy is merging with another group therapist t and I can’t wait to start a Cold War.
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Made this joke before but I always find it funny. First class vs coach.
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Wow. I just proved that, technically, rap isn’t actually music.
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Cigarette so good I had sex after it.
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Who gets identified first? Charlie Kirk shooter or the Phillies Karen?
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I keep getting Thriftbook text messages that are like “The sale ends TODAY! The new sale won’t start until TOMORROW!”
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Now this is what I would call an unconditional release.
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Coming full circle by landing on the “Nothing is original” page on TV Tropes.
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My psychic doesn’t have time to sit and read a good palm so she started listening to palms on Audible. She’s already up to 50 palms this year.
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“Magic Treehouse: Hotdogs on Hanukkah” and it is just educational materials on the Kosher meat industry,
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Me (dressed as Catherine the Great): did you say dress to impress to dress to empress?
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