Dharmendra Soni
@Dharmendra5hah
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Seasoned technology antusiast. Working in problem solving since few years
Germany
Joined January 2021
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. #general
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel! #general
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I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune #general
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Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria. #general
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Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.
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I can't tell if i like this blender... It keeps giving me mixed results. #general
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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing! #general
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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they would crack each other up. #dad
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In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
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Why don't programmers like nature? There's too many bugs. #programming
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients. #general
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