OH SHIT the 5th DLC character leaked 👀👀👀👀👀

Slay the Spire to is so good, man, it raises the bar permanently and I'm pissed. What a fucked up thing to do. Create a timeless piece of art, why don't you. Do it twice, why don't you.

Made some essential macros before levelling in WoW today.

It's crazy that in the past 2 weeks I played 2 games I want nothing more than to play again for the first time in Cairn and ZeroRanger. Maybe I should finally play Outer Wilds while I'm at it.

Out of all of God's children, I'm definitely the one he leaves in the car during summer.

ZeroRanger is a fucked up game for freaks and you should play it immediately.

Been trying Classic Tetris for the first time since I was a kid and I did not realize I was wholly carried by ghost pieces, holding pieces and fast drop, brother. I am not just ass, I am thighs, I am lower back, I am knees, dude, truly irredeemable.

Super Monkey Ball.

Yeah.

Been mulling on finding an excuse to buy Mario Tennis this week, which has slowly turned into mulling over finding an excuse not to buy Mario Tennis Fever, and I think this is how they get us, man.

Batsugun is like the Higgs Boson particle for the Shoot 'Em Up genre.

It's kinda rude that we keep popping out Bowser's skeleton to do things like play Tennis.

Did you guys know that Kirby is my close personal friend? My close personal friend Kirby and I go way back, I love my close personal friend Kirby. You might know him from the recently released Kirby(who is my close personal friend): Air Riders.

My heartbeat under the floorboards is my neighbors choosing to piss loud as fuck at 2:58 AM. What're you hitting the water for? Who's this performance in tribute to, brother? They invented Mortal Kombat fatalities for people like you, you know that?

Beating Cairn was a mistake, man, I hit such a stride playing that game every night for the past few weeks and no idk what to do with my hands. I'm pissed. Good game though, play Cairn. It's a slow burn Gotta Sit With type game, real good, real methodical. Maybe I go free solo.

After you beat the game you can review your climbing route, and this is what That Part of the climb looked like LMFAO. I call it the PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE trail

Not sadposting btw, I'm doing it to myself, on purpose even, honestly, I'm simply TOO mindful, TOO kind, TOO considerate. Fish want me, I fear women, you know how it goes.

Every year I realize I've never to celebrated Valentine's Day, it's this funny annual checkpoint where I'm like "Perhaps this year I will not let circumstance or that I'm a pussy that would rather DIE than even LOOK at somebody's boundaries in fear of crossing them, stop me" LMAO

Found out that the savefile screen in Cairn shows you your climbing route and I just about died seeing mine. You can see the exact moment I started running out of food LMAO.

I'm gonna be so annoying if this keeps up, man. I'm gonna be such a dickhead about this shit all the time, dude.

A friend of mine showed me Doorman and now I'm a Deadlock player.