Doug Doucette
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Farmer of words. Strawberry Milk Enthusiast. Maple Leafs. Blue Jays. Raptors. // Very smart. Very funny. Very handsome. Extremely Talented Artist. Buy my book.
Greater Sudbury / Grand Sudbur
Joined July 2018
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Alex Pharand is a dog. Pretty neat that he got an invite. I don’t know he didn’t get an ELC from Chicago, though they were collecting Sudbury boys.
Maple Leafs development camp rosters, featuring Team Sundin and Team Clark:
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Coping like they didn’t just blow the division lead.
Why is Vladdy celebrating like they didn’t almost blow the game 😂😂😂😂😂.
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I swear to Christ, if you mother fuckers chant “we don’t need you” when Marner comes back, I’ll never forgive you.
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I’ve rendered my Twitter useless, did Anthony Beauvillier or Jack Roslovic sign yet? We should maybe sign those guys… and/or bring Naz home.
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The best part about a hit tweet is watching all the people try and pass it off as their own after the fact but half as good. It’s like belly rubs for the ego.
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If Marner said one more time that he only started thinking about Vegas around draft day, I might have thought he was lying… but he stopped at 6 times, so I think he’s telling the truth.
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FYI, if Pezetta actually plays in the NHL he’ll be suspended more than Matt Rempe, he’s a nutbar.
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His hair looks like he’s 55 minutes into an elimination game.
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OEL contract continues to be a steal.
Cody Ceci signs a four-year deal with the #LAKings carrying a $4.5M AAV.
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I’m just glad there will be at least one guy who is the same age as me still playing.
Kings are in the process of finalizing a Corey Perry deal, per Bob McKenzie.
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Bruuuuh… what?.
Christian Dvorak 1 x $5.4M . Philadelphia. (First tweet had salary backwards).
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This is kind of nuts… no?.
Canes have signed Logan Stankoven to an 8-year, $48M extension.
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Knies - Matthews - __________.Maccelli - Tavares - Nylander.McMann - Roy - Domi.Lorentz - Laughton - ___________. Major bonus points for Brad if he manages to get rid of Domi as well as a Jarnkrok(who would be fine 4RW) and Kampf. This is not bad though. With money to spend.
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Nik Ehlers is gonna get $10M today and everyone is gonna lose their minds….
BREAKING: NBA MVP Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has agreed to a four-year, $285 million super maximum contract extension with the championship Oklahoma City Thunder through 2030-31, sources tell ESPN. This is now the richest annual salary for a player in league history.
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@GoldenKnights Switch flipped from defense to offense in Vegas. Needed after anemic scoring in last playoffs. GKG!!.
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I even called Vegas in the comments. I’m basically an insider.
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Damn I was pretty close here 😌.
Some harsh truths we all need to start coming to terms with now…. - Mitch isn’t signing an extension.- Mitch isn’t getting traded.- Mitch is walking to free agency for nothing.- Mitch will sign for under $12.5 AAV in free agency.- Mitch is and will continue to be an elite player.
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