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Solving homicides in five minutes with the help of B movies since 2011. #Noirvember #NoirAlley #Deucember #BMovieManiacs #Svengoolie #TCMParty

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I’m not real. That’s my excuse.
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I vaguely remember being involved in a horrible accident and waking up in a test tube … #Svengoolie
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Quiet, Son of Elon! #Svengoolie
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The Three B Movie Laws of Robotics: A robot must speak in a monotone A robot must move as if it has a back problem A robot must fall in love with the lady of the house #Svengoolie
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Let’s fertilize an egg. #Svengoolie
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He goes so well with the neon decor too! #Svengoolie
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(Why did I watch all those Steve McQueen movies?) #Svengoolie
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Take my hand/I’m a stranger in Paradise 🎶🦾 #Svengoolie
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Pax does what he’s told. Enough said. #Svengoolie
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God help us if these machines learn how to lie, cheat, and acquire the wealth of humans #Svengoolie
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Sometimes I feel like a motherless robot in the Akron Museum of Science #Svengoolie
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I’m a Firefighter! What are you supposed to be? A Johnny Reb? #Svengoolie
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What ChatBots Talk About Around the Watercooler #Svengoolie
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Early clicker test subject #Svengoolie
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The Pop-Up/Slip-On Tree … Maybe next year. #HappyHolidays
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Merry ChristmasEve, everyone! 🎅🏼👮‍♂️
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Your deception turns my stomach. Which is very nearly impossible. #TCMParty
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A Christmas miracle! 🥞🍳 #TCMParty
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Lovable Louis! #TCMParty 🍼🐣
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