I’m not real. That’s my excuse.

#Svengoolie

I vaguely remember being involved in a horrible accident and waking up in a test tube … #Svengoolie

Quiet, Son of Elon! #Svengoolie

The Three B Movie Laws of Robotics: A robot must speak in a monotone A robot must move as if it has a back problem A robot must fall in love with the lady of the house #Svengoolie

Let’s fertilize an egg. #Svengoolie

He goes so well with the neon decor too! #Svengoolie

(Why did I watch all those Steve McQueen movies?) #Svengoolie

Take my hand/I’m a stranger in Paradise 🎶🦾 #Svengoolie

Pax does what he’s told. Enough said. #Svengoolie

God help us if these machines learn how to lie, cheat, and acquire the wealth of humans #Svengoolie

Sometimes I feel like a motherless robot in the Akron Museum of Science #Svengoolie

I’m a Firefighter! What are you supposed to be? A Johnny Reb? #Svengoolie

What ChatBots Talk About Around the Watercooler #Svengoolie

Early clicker test subject #Svengoolie

#Svengoolie

The Pop-Up/Slip-On Tree … Maybe next year. #HappyHolidays

Merry ChristmasEve, everyone! 🎅🏼👮‍♂️

Your deception turns my stomach. Which is very nearly impossible. #TCMParty

A Christmas miracle! 🥞🍳 #TCMParty

Lovable Louis! #TCMParty 🍼🐣