Destiny Allegedly 🍉
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29 she/her. Publicly unhinged for eternity ♉️☀️♌️🌙♊️⬆️
north state, CA
Joined April 2010
my bf and i are such home bodies someone asked me if i have new years plans and i was caught off guard
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the real answer is cowboys vs indians but no one wants to talk about it now
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it’s always funny seeing my white friends have other black friends. like dang i’m not the only one?? respect big dawg
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sorry can’t hang out today. my dog is snuggled up with her leg on my leg
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did trump just legalize weed as a distraction tactic like cuomo??
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??? the only reprieve my family had from Barney’s Sensational Day was the 5 minutes it took to rewind. this was definitely a thing
i know so many parents whose kids watch Frozen or some other movie literally every day, for months at a time feels like this was not a thing among kids in the 90s obviously pressing 'play' is so easy, but rewinding a VCR isn't hard either what explains?
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i like to flirt but i almost always bring up my bf so whoever is flirting with me knows i have a bf but they flirt with me anyway then i get the ick because why are you flirting with a taken woman??
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week 3 of my bf being gone. the football announcer said deep dig dive and i heard deep dick dive
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lmao it’s friday night and i’m showered and in bed. it’s not even 7pm
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this gives me live laugh love vibes. in that i want to vomit and i don’t believe this person is mentally ok
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some of yall need to just be comfortable being alone before you bother someone else
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my ex said “i hate myself but you hate yourself too” and it took everything in me to not laugh in his face and say “i hated me with you”
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me: real hot girl shit also me: *no makeup, hoodie and sweats to work
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the homeless people said i have a doppelgänger. i think a Destiny switched timelines and can’t figure out how to get home
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i called sex and the city a period piece today because sometimes it’s fun to bully your elders
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the kids don’t want to do trick or treating anymore. i’m going to go out next year and get all these full sized candy bars
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state farm is a pussy insurance company. “oh we don’t want to insure california homes because of fires” mf you’re literal job is to help people in need
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kinda want to dress up as a derpixon character and see who gets it
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