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Good bye Twitter. Oh I mean, X. Not going to be a part of Elon Musk’s trash talking universe.

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Dr. Oz is going to be determining my job for the next 4 years. This is just getting more and more bizarre. 🤦🏽‍♀️

🎶 I always feel like somebody’s watching me…and I have no privacy.🎶 🚽 🧻

I mean, we received far worse news lately than ocean aliens. Just sayin…

It’s like he took America’s shit list and is giving them all jobs.

Cool. A Fox News host and a puppy-killer, in charge of the nation’s defense and security. I feel so safe already.

My heart hurts for my clients. I have quite a few worried about their health insurance…costs going up, losing the care they need, women who are pregnant (with planned pregnancies). They are scared and I don’t know what to tell them. 😭

I'm so tired I thought today was Tuesday or Wednesday. Monday? Really? The joys of being a health insurance agent during Annual Enrollment…especially this year after a devastating freak hurricane, no service for weeks, & trying to catch up.

When you buy your baby girl a new treat and remind her she loves you more than she does Daddy. 😆

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President Biden should resign as an act of protest tomorrow so Kamala Harris could be sworn in as the first female president until January. That would make Trump 48 and ruin that stupid hat of his. Can we get this trending.

Jimmy Kimmel: “It was a terrible night for women for children…For our allies in Ukraine for NATO…a terrible night for everyone who voted against him, and guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don't realize it yet” https://t.co/OE8IoG0kWK

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Gee, isn't THAT fucking weird?

It's hard to imagine what could be worse than what is already out there about Trump. Here are just a few clips/stories that should be disqualifying. 1. Trump comments on the breasts of his 1-year-old baby:

Tariffs...fine, I'll do it myself.

A message to every MAGA Patriot on X: Donald Trump lied to you. Donald Trump told you that Republicans would steal the 2016 primary for Ted Cruz. He wanted you to call it fraud if Ted Cruz won, so he lied to you. He told you Democrats would steal the 2016 general election for

1/11 So the first 3 volumes of Smith's evidence against Trump are released. About 70% still sealed, but, pretty damning stuff, which is all either their own messages, or testimony from Republican staff under oath:

holy shit snl 😂😂😂