Derivatives Monke
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How to make it in crypto:
I'll be outlining here my personal advice to start from $1k, up until $100m+
It very much is possible to start from nothing and make it in this industry, here is how 👇
A thread 🧵
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If you believe these are fair prices for crypto, you're delusional.
When we topped at $20k in 2017, there was less than $900m in stablecoins.
Now there is $150b. The amount of money in crypto now is incomparable to the last time BTC was at $20k.
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I’m doing a project on elderly people in crypto. If you’re over 25 and have any cryptocurrency holdings, please DM me.
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These tweets get a lot of engagement but this price means nothing in reality.
The whole token has less than $200k in SOL liquidity.
He can probably get $50k out of this supposed ‘$640k’.
Market cap and price is meaningless without corresponding liquidity.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
This $46k bottom is going to look very obvious in hindsight, similar to the $30k bottom in July.
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You can't tell me this world isn't a simulation when we have a country called "Chad" looking identical to the Chad meme..
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Allow me to leak you guys some alpha for the fellow airdrop hunters:
This step-by-step guide will make use of many platforms that haven't released a token yet.
If you're poor, this is the way to try make it since many airdrops can be $50k+ each.
A thread: 🧵
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So Michael Burry sold everything and is only long mental illness + imprisonment.
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The middle class are NOT having a good time.
Fuel prices new ATH, electricity costs ATH, rent/housing prices ATH, food prices ATH, taxable income ATH.
They’re getting absolutely destroyed from every angle.
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You have one fucking life.
Don’t live it being mediocre like the other 99% of people.
Be bold. Take risks. Fuck societal pressures and expectations.
Live your life with no regrets so that when you’re on your deathbed you can smile as you exit this world.
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Everyone is overly irrational today.
UST will return to its $1 peg soon, and you would have missed out on an easy 17% return.
This is not the end for BTC, we're most likely close to a bottom.
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@dydxprotocol
@CurveFinance
@ConvexFinance
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Conclusion:
Making it in crypto is very possible starting from the bottom, as long as you have an internet connection and knowledge, you CAN make it.
Remember the point of alts is to accumulate as much $BTC or $ETH, stick to low leverage.
Tortoise wins the race.
WAGMI.
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If you're a bear expecting $BTC to go $10-20k, don't short it.
Short overvalued alts instead, there's plenty in the top 50.
Much better risk/reward.
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If you were rooting for UST to collapse, you are the worst kind of human being.
A lot of average wagies held their savings in UST for some extra yield and they got wiped out.
Even if we repeg at $1, majority of them have capitulated already.
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I need a break.. this is the hardest I’ve ever taken a beating.
When you’re constantly in the green you feel like an invincible euphoric God, on top of the world.
But when you’re losing to the same extent, you feel like a worthless excuse of a human being and a sack of shit.
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There is no way we can have a -80% bear market in crypto ever again.. this is the lowest we’ll go.
I’ve never been more confident and leveraged up than I am at this moment.
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Most of you aren't bullish enough.
Su Zhu was right about the supercycle, he just happened to be 2 years ahead of schedule.
We are quickly approaching an inflationary era that will divide the gap between the rich and the poor beyond what most people think is possible.
Normies
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THE HOODRAT/BOTTOM OF THE BARREL: $1k-100k portfolio
If your current portfolio is less than 6 figures, I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend testing new DeFi platforms that haven’t launched a token yet in hopes of landing an airdrop that’ll boost your portfolio massively.
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We are close to a local market top (if not already in one).
Here is why:
The BTC ETF inflows are indeed good for business, no denying there. However, these inflows don't trickle down to altcoins.
Investors are buying and holding on brokerage accounts, and even if they take
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LETS GOOOOOO $336 PROFIT
CALL ME WOLF OF WALL STREET WITH HOW I’M MAKING THIS BREAD 🤝🤝
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QT begins next week at a rate of $47.5b a month, scaling up to $95b a month shortly.
In 2018, QT was done at a rate of $10b a month and even that plummeted equities (until they stopped).
If they proceed with the planned QT, all asset classes, except cash, are done for.
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Stick around..
All you gotta do is ride 1 memecoin in the next cycle to make it back.
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Let me pitch you guys the best upcoming trade of this century related to the BlackRock Bitcoin ETF:
This is not just a strategy; it's a gold rush in the digital era exploiting tradfi to earn yourself to (close to) free BTC.
A brokerage account is required.
I know most people in
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The smartest living young minds are heavily involved in crypto, both from a financial side and a technical one.
They don’t want to work at Google or Goldman Sachs anymore.
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Crypto market been dead the past few days, looks like there are no traders left.
Nobody trading anymore and ETH gas fees are ATL.
Is this what capitulation looks like?
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bros.. take me back to December 2020 when we were farming algo-stable coins and printing millions of dollars an hour.
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Kinda wanna go jail for 1-2 years just for the experience :0
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Time to start scaling up the baby longs, don't disrespect the eternal bull market.
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Went DevConnect Amsterdam yesterday.
Phone notifies me at night there’s an AirTag tracing me the whole day, found it in my pocket.
Why tf did someone plant this on me?
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The biggest red flag a man can have is a hobby.
“I enjoy bowling on the weekends”
What a waste of time. Go start a business instead.
How does mastering the skill of bowling help you in life in any way?
Avoid people with ‘hobbies’ at all costs.
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1/9
How to make it in crypto:
I'll be outlining here my personal advice to start from $1k, up until $100m+
It very much is possible to start from nothing and make it in this industry, here is how 👇
A thread 🧵
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Getting rich is a scam. I think I got rich way too quick; been living in a perpetual state of boredom ever since.
Nothing excites me anymore. The only life upgrades are purchasing planes/yachts and more vacation homes that only stress you out with maintenance.
What now?
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Fellas be in their 30s talking bout “I’m gonna make it”
Go make a family bro
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This reaction is similar to the COVID crash of 2020 where everyone thought all businesses shutting down was bearish for the economy.
The immediate reaction to war might be a dump but:
Wars are expensive to fund = more USD being printed.
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Near/Cosmos/ZKs are the ecosystems you should focus on now.
Think previous run Solana/Avalanche/Fantom, if you missed out on that trend you can ride these now.
Don't be a boomer and obsess over those old Layer 1s, exit them if you haven't already.
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@ribbonfinance
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6 FIGURES HELL: $100k-1m portfolio
Find low cap gems on alt l1s, $AVAX and $SOL ecosystems are my personal favourite. You can also hunt gems on $ETH since you can afford gas fees.
Trading is still not worth it at this point, high leverage will most likely get you fucked.
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Even better if you farm them on multiple wallets and get a big pay check. Recent airdrop of
@ribbonfinance
was ~$200k, and it was pretty known that they were going to do an airdrop.
Most projects WILL release a token, because it’s a great incentive to grab new users.
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Pretty sure I suffer from dopamine deficiency. Cocaine/MDMA don't affect me, even high doses.
Nothing is enjoyable for me anymore, except scrolling on Twitter.
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Finding new opportunities in crypto that could give you 100x+ returns has become difficult af recently.
Everything seems so saturated now.. I feel bad for new market participants
Anyone else feel the same?
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The masculine urge to throw all coins in an untouchable cold storage and start from zero again.
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Global bond market is worth ~$100t and is currently selling off at a rapid pace.
Where is all that money going to flow to?
Gold/silver/Bitcoin extracting a large chunk of it is the most likely scenario, I can’t think of an alternative.
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This is what motivates me.. a Rolex watch.
I want one so fucking badly, it’s the ultimate status symbol of wealth and success.
Imagine walking in a room wearing a Rolex, everyone instantly identifies you as a successful businessman and respects you.
I want it.
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Advice for all poors:
Ape into literally everything getting deployed on StarkNet.
Memecoins/DeFi/algo stables.
Brand new ecosystem; be first in something for once in your life, if you could buy $JOE or other $AVAX coins on release, you would have made it.
Don’t fuck this up.
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Too many bear market predictions.
The time to be bearish was at ~$60k, not 50% off the top.
Max pain macro-wise: overpriced equities/real estate get priced back to their fair valuations, while excess wealth gets thrown into the limitless ponzi that is $BTC.
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Nigerian CT is on another level..
bros are bragging about their brand new Toyota Corolla purchases
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Elon Musk is the biggest market manipulator of this era.
He knows that the SEC can't take legal action against him based on posting "memes".
You're damn naive if you think he's not tactical with the memes he shares.
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If
@LidoFinance
gets exploited somehow and all the staked ETH gets locked/stolen.
Will we see a chain roll-back?
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Gambling addicts are 6x more likely to commit suicide than the average population.
75% of gambling addicts suffer from mental health disorders, such as depression, substance abuse or even worse.
~50% of gambling addicts abuse their partner or children.
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Moving to Dubai.
ZKasino and ZigZag doing well.
Life is looking good.
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Whether you choose $ETH or $BTC, choose a benchmark and stick to it. Stack as much as you can.
NEVER EVER sell.
If you need to make moves, borrow stablecoins with your BTC/ETH collateral and use that to trade. Focus on longing, don’t short, it’s -EV with max return of 100%.
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Friend tech raised a Series A recently for a $50m valuation.
The Series A round came with token warrants so there will definitely be a token coming out.
Paradigm was their only seed round investor, so it's in their benefit to tease an airdrop because:
Tease airdrop ->
Farm
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1/ We've got a wild ride coming our way with the Japanese Yen carry trade situation.
This global UST + Anchor yielding Ponzi scheme is coming to an end by today's catalyst with severe repercussions 🧵
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Alameda probably holds more Bitcoin and Ethereum than Satoshi and Vitalik at this point
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Recession narrative has now reached the mainstream. At this point, it's definitely priced in.
Kudos to the ones who predicted this in November when the federal reserve first talked about raising interest rates.
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If I ever have a son I’m going to teach him poker and chess as well as I can.
I feel like skills acquired from poker and chess transfer to skills required to become successful at life overall.
Probably not a coincidence that a lot of top crypto traders have poker backgrounds.
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RELATIVELY MADE IT: $1m-10m portfolio
At this point, trading becomes worth it but you will have to ensure that you won’t get wiped out.
Utilise DeFi platforms like Aave/Compound to get yield on your collateral, make sure the majority of your stack is in either $BTC or $ETH
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The main reason I trade on
@dydxprotocol
is because it’s +EV to open positions on there. You get rewarded hugely in $dydx tokens which makes it massively profitable to trade on there.
At the moment you also get paid to borrow $USDT on Avalanche Aave, another +EV move.
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Imagine walking back to your car and seeing a designermaxxed up brokie taking a picture with it.
This could be a meme.
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You don't lose if you get knocked down, you lose if you stay down.
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, get the fuck up and back in the ring.
I've been wiped out too many times: Jan 2017, 2018 bear, March 2020 and May 2021.
Get back on your feet, persistence is all that matters.
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Too many low IQs on here planning to sell the top of this cycle at a later stage.
They fail to understand that crypto is becoming more and more connected with traditional finance; the new ETFs only brought them even closer.
There is no top anymore, crypto is now designed to go
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Seems like a lot of people are waiting for $52k to “take profit”
What if everyone gets stuck holding stables while it keeps going up?
Don’t underestimate this exit rally, early shorters will get punished.
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Binance's internal trading desk is longing.
The only reason they would borrow USDT at 13% APR is to buy Bitcoin outperforming that lending rate.
In FTX, all users were unknowingly lending to Alameda; Binance gives their users the choice to opt-in.
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“Your honour, I’d like to put on the record that while my client shilled and rugged TesticleCoin to his audience of 300k followers, he did warn them that he was NOT a financial advisor and his bullish charts should NOT be seen as financial advice”
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Solid alts worth buying now:
$AVAX
$LINK
$FTT
$DYDX
$JOE
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Movie idea: a 21 yo NEET failing at life generates random BTC private keys and miraculously gets access to Satoshi’s wallet with 1.1M BTC.
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The world would be a better place if people stopped investing in real estate as a store of value.
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Apologies to everyone who risked more than they would have due to my overconfidence.
I hope you guys are ok.
I still think we’re going up, so much pain has been caused; blood on the streets definitely here.
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@VitalikButerin
Fuck the haters, you’ve done more for the advancement of humanity and created an alternative to this rigged existing financial system than any of those poors could ever dream of doing.
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just saw a leaked preview of the FTX sex tape..
how can I continue living after seeing this filth?
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We were supposed to get a bear market due to natural market dynamics.
This has been cancelled.
Instead, the U.S. Treasury, Congress and the Federal Reserve have found their latest excuse to print money.
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The masculine urge to ghost all family/friends, move to Paris or NYC and start a new life.
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Never get into business with:
- Fat people
- People who are rude to waiters
- People who openly cheat on their spouse
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Lets talk about
@dydxprotocol
and why I'm such a big advocate of trading on it over many other exchanges.
The three main reasons can be boiled down to:
- Great liquidity
- Token rewards for trading
- Future of decentralisation
I will go into more detail in this thread.
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Lots of advice circulating out there to avoid leverage in trading.
Leverage is to trading what ranked games are to gamers: serious competition and high stakes.
Trading without leverage is like staying in the casual lobby.
It's like elite athletes turning down PEDs. To compete
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Rank 2 on Binance leaderboard this week.
Today was a good day.
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No country has the economic capacity to finance a war without printing/debasing their currencies.
We are going to enter an inflationary era with asset values appreciating to levels unlike anything we have ever seen before.
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$TIME is dead imo, no coming back.
$OHM on the other hand has potential to recover, maybe this is a golden slurp opportunity.
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@dydxprotocol
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MADE IT: $10m-100m+ portfolio
Once you get to 8 figures, the optimal thing is to hold onto your wealth.
Farm some stablecoins on
@CurveFinance
or
@ConvexFinance
but primarily keep stacking $BTC by entering good longs (negative funding is always a bonus and +EV of course).
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When trading financial markets, you should always think 2 steps ahead.
If you are bullish on $DOGE then the next logical step is to be bullish on $OMNOM, the biggest memecoin on Dogechain denominated in DOGE.
With a $30b valuation for DOGE vs $200m for OMNOM, it’s clear which
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So we're all just gonna forget about the CT influencers who farmed their followers by mass shilling
@Friendtech
?
10% fees per purchase was insane.
Project is dead, even the founder deleted his Twitter account lmao. If that ain't a rug idk what is..
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Why have French people created their own version of CT instead of assimilating into the international English-speaking one?
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