Jordan Peterson's daughter just updated her IG; as of today, he's back in the hospital. He is in a guarded condition. Thoughts, prayers, send them out please. The treatment they are performing is incredibly draining.

The greatest of all giveaways 🔥 RT to win a signed @TomBrady jersey. Sweepstakes rules: https://t.co/AprEWKAQDl

Am I the only one who thinks Jamie Raskin looks a little too much like Prison Mike?

you guys. mastodon is FINE, or pretty good even. some starter tips (most of these c/o @mmasnick): 1. https://t.co/ChOo7qjta6 is the easiest tool so far to find and follow all your friends from Twitter who are on Mastodon 2. https://t.co/Y0SsxFFhVW lets you pin the main timeline

Tomorrow there will be 3x more home fires in the United States than any other day of the year. Turkey fryers will not be the primary cause. No. Unattended cooking is the #1 cause of home fires. What causes unattended cooking? Dozens of normal things...

Happy Thanksgiving Eve!

To celebrate the #Phillies clinching a postseason berth and the NL Home Run leader, we're giving away a Kyle Schwarber jersey! Rules to enter: -Follow @InsidePhilsFN -Like & RT this post Winner will be announced Monday, 10/10 at 5 p.m. EST. Good luck! #RingTheBell

Veterans Stadium—this day back in 1988. Tommy Lasorda grew irate over @Phillies Phanatic dressing a dummy in his jersey. Lasorda stormed out of the dugout and then this happened…. 🤣🤣@Emperoroffun https://t.co/ejpiYkaHCR

And we like it that way

I'm team #JIF. How do you pronounce it?

I believe I wore it better @BobMehr @SenatorSinema

RT for something filthy.

you wouldn’t like it if a horse did *your* drugs

Once again, I DO NOT recommend students go to libgen (dot) rs and download books for their upcoming courses. I am NOT advocating for getting and sharing free pdfs of required texts. DON'T DO IT.

For every Texan who is currently being advised to not wash your clothes or use your oven, remember this: Texas Republicans just spent the legislative session restricting abortion access and allowing permitless carry, but passed NOTHING that would immediately help end blackouts.

I've done so little in this ten years on Twitter 😂