Depressed Truman State Fan
@DepressedTSUFan
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Part-Time Beat Reporter, Batters-Eye Breaker, No-Time for 0-2 Fastballs, Parody (Not Affiliated With Truman State University)
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Joined August 2020
Oh it’s possible buddy
Throwing 121 pitches in only 5 innings while also only allowing 7 baserunners and 0 runs doesn’t even seem humanly possible
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“Biggest team in Missouri” my ass 😂😂
Tonight’s paid Cardinals attendance of 17,675 was the lowest in the history of Busch Stadium III, and the first time they’ve ever sold under 20,000 (h/t @dgoold)
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Real fans bask in the glory if you win, and enjoy the rollercoaster if you lose
Was there ever a time where you had to force yourself to watch your favorite team?
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Nick Kurtz builds his MLB Mount Rushmore! C: Yadier Molina IF: Paul Goldschmidt OF: Mike Trout P: Roy Halladay (via @See_Hendo)
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“Assuming”
It’s not the “Best Fans in Baseball” losing interest, it’s not the decline of baseball, it’s not weekday games or a lackluster roster It’s management assuming the most educated baseball fan base is stupid that’s keeping Cardinals fans out of Busch Stadium
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Can he play third base?
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This is a designed play, one I remember from little league. An example of why you can't just put anyone like Willson Contreras at 1B & expect it to go well. Too inexperienced. Swanson fakes getting picked off, PCA scores. Cubs 3, Cardinals 0.
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Only one public commitment since our best player entered the portal…
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Max Meusey when the pitching staff throws a shutout
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18 holes 24 beers let’s have an afternoon
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I would strike charlie freeman out on 3 pitches. Slider outside. He feels like hes drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. And Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were was always out. Youve been out since the day you were born
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Austin Bode gets 1 back for UIndy!! Come on Hounds! 🐾 10-2 Northwood (⬇️ 5th inning)
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