Jeff Kelton ⚾️
@DepressedMLBFan
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Insane choice for a graphic! 💀
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Does anyone with MLB ever get tired of being on their knees for Shohei? We are at a point where we are getting swing and miss highlights!
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This is exactly why anyone but Paramount should buy Warner Bros. Trump wants to control all media for propaganda purposes!
Trump admin favors Paramount buying Warner Bros “Warner needs to think really hard about the odds of success getting the deal cleared with players outside of Paramount” — Senior Trump admin official Paramount is owned by the Ellisons — whom Trump recently helped secure the
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Maybe not every single item in our lives needs to be connected to the internet. Did we ever consider that?
The AWS outage affected $2,000 smart sleep beds, with some Sleep8 customers left stuck in an inclined position or with overheating mattresses
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Peacock app is dog water. The app was tweaking during that last commercial break! 😭
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Lmao no it’s not. That logo is ass!
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Fuck that I’m riding with Canada! 🇨🇦
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Yeah, this country is turning into a fascist police state, but hey, that black lady with the laugh was defeated last November and sent home, right?!
Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock • A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police • Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work' (via @TechCrunch | @404mediaco)
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Had a meme for this but I can’t find it so I’ll post another meme in its place that to express how I feel that we are getting a game 7!
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Economy is so bad, NBA teams are hitting players with the “I got you when I get paid”
Golden State Warriors have waived Seth Curry Curry is expected to re-sign with the team 'when they have sufficient financial flexibility to bring him back', per @TheSteinLine
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Arte Moreno really fumbled Shohei!
Shohei Ohtani homered. Again. Dead center off Trevor Megill. He has three home runs tonight. He threw 6.1 shutout innings and struck out 10. This is one of the greatest individual performances in posteason history.
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This administration's obsession with minors is fucking disturbing!
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
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No Kings is literally as American as it fucking gets. The people that founded this country fought a whole war so we weren't ruled by a king!
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Shohei Ohtani in October!
Shohei Ohtani is 1-for-23 with 11 strikeouts since the Dodgers' wild-card series, but the Dodgers have lost only one game during the drought.
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And they have the audacity to get pissed off when we call them Nazis?!
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat. Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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I should have known we were getting a cliffhanger ending to Season 2 of Peacemaker! 😭
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What’s that smell?!
Shohei Ohtani is 1-for-17 with 8 strikeouts so far this series.
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