Derrick Henry might as well be a billionaire Democratic presidential candidate because no matter how little support he’s getting, it’s impossible to stop him from running.
Al, we haven't seen the Jags dominate on CBS like this since David James Elliott and Catherine Bell introduced America to the thrilling world of Navy law!
I’m not saying Kyle Shanahan is being too conservative on offense, but he just told a sideline reporter that eliminating the filibuster would worsen the underlying disease of division infecting our country.
Al, this is the most one-sided battle of Vikings and Raiders since Ivar the Boneless and the Great Heathen Army conquered East Anglia and slew Edmund the Martyr, babe.
I’m not saying Pete Carroll’s game plan was too conservative, but in the first half he confirmed five circuit court judges from the Federalist Society.
Al, I'm not saying West Philadelphia is going crazy tonight, but hundreds of teenagers have already been sent to live with their aunty and uncle in Bel Air.
I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but the Broncos offensive line is allowing more sacks than the Song dynasty facing the Mongol Golden Horde in southern China, babe.
Von Miller’s been in the backfield all night, Al. We haven’t seen a ram give up penetration like that since Poseidon transformed and banged the maiden Theophane on the island of Crumissa, chachi,
This Philly Secondary is terrible, babe. I haven’t seen an Eagle’s unit get torn up this bad since my Cabo trip with Joe Walsh! But for real folks, keep traveling, the Virus is fake.
Al, we haven’t seen a Christian stopped just short of his goal like that since Richard the Lionheart surrendered Ascalon to Saladin, founder of the Ayyubid dynasty, and left the Holy Land.
That was the most impressive Eagles catch since Gwaihir the Windlord snatched Frodo off the slopes of Orodruin with the help of his brothers Landroval and Meneldor. It’s Mount Doom in the Common Speech, babe!
I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but that was the biggest Detroit fumble since Isaac Brock bluffed Governor Hull into surrendering the city while totally outnumbered during the War of 1812.
Al, we haven’t seen an Argentina squad escape from penalties like that since Josef Mengele and Adolf Eichmann moved to Buenos Aires to avoid extradition.
I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but we haven’t seen this many sacks since the decline of the Theodosian dynasty made Rome vulnerable to attacks by the Visigoths, babe.
Al, the Eagles haven’t had this ineffectual of a first half since they skipped the Battles of Helm’s Deep and the Pelennor Fields waiting for Frodo to destroy the One Ring.
So many concussions, Al! We haven’t seen this many unconscious Eagles since Glenn Frey and Don Felder tried Joe Walsh’s homemade moonshine backstage on the Hotel California tour.
I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but a close contest with a Florida team hasn’t depended on a Chad hanging in there since the Al Gore campaign sued for a manual recount in Palm Beach County.
Five-to-ten, Al? Is this a football score or the sentencing guidelines for Secretary of the Interior Albert Fall after the Teapot Dome scandal, chachi?