https://t.co/vGrAriLglu

Gas is just one of those things you've gotta buy if you wanna keep driving

https://t.co/35OCOve0y8

dancing to La Bamba almost forgot about my bread in the toaster

I aM crazy about Playboi Carti 🥺🥺😜 <3

Now one artist I do not listen to is Bon Iver

YouTube killls me with the ads

https://t.co/UBbsu2N6o7

just found big chungus in my stocking oh well epic winning merry christmas twitter from stromboli

the indoor hotel pool was a perfect square of peace and calm with wet blue walls. a gorilla walks in from the elevator and people immediately get scared and mad! frozen eyes to the sky the gorilla says, "I don't know how long its been!" "I know it, man" I say back to him

so when do we get a Big Chungus movie

2 for $4 deal on macaroni salad safeway

No corporation deserves my respect or my thanks

Everybody hatin we just call em fans doe

Rancho cucomunger

I disagree - Sun nov 1st 2020

cancelling the geek squad membership

It would be so weak sauce if I got my toe stuck in this rat trap rn...

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We must gather rock samples from every planet