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Jean Loveseat

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Twitter's all time sick-time #Ironman, Read the Dubuque Advertiser Classifieds, Nighttime Supervisor of Johnson County, Iowa. Definitely not emo.

Edmonton, AB
Joined March 2013
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Jean Loveseat
3 years
Clint Eastwood will always be Dirty Harry
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Weird how celebs/politicians don't get non stop roasted and called out on here anymore. I'm sure that wasn't the point of tearing this place down, right?
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1 year
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Despite it not being perfect, I was happy here. Felt safe here. But it very much felt like the place where I could become the old man who lives and dies alone in. So I'm very happy to not have that be my fate. Here's the vantage most seen from this place. -JL
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
When I moved in this place was very much thriving. The 1st Thon had just happened. So it's kinda sad to see how it ended up. We had a long run didn't we?
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Exit interview, 6 years later: This house was solid but flawed, very much like me when I moved in. Dream house? No. Dream location? No. Better than expected? Yes. I don't think there was ever one instance where I said "why on earth did I buy this house"
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1 year
Weird that the baseball team with John Gibbons on the coaching staff made the playoffs but the team with John Schneider on the coaching staff did not
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Shout out to any service or subscription that allows you to cancel online without calling a customer service representative
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Weird how entire fast food chains never go out of business
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
Just needs to get them filled in
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Jean Loveseat
1 year
World's first baby born with full natural arm sleeves
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
People who place their phone on the treadmill and lean into it to talk loudly to someone via face time while walking in a noisy gym
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
He's talking about Meyers Briggs personality types 🙄
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
Going to the dentist must be so hard for extroverts
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
Guy at work sitting in the middle of a silent break area talking loudly just declared he's an introvert 🙄
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
Adults who make microwave popcorn at work
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
I think I bought some knock off Bob Rotella books WTF
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Ricky Ledee
2 years
gazpacho night .
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
Raygun's breakdancing is still 1000x better than Justin Timberlake's beatboxing
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2 years
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Jean Loveseat
2 years
Still can't honestly believe how bad tile flooring is
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