If dogs had lips they’d be able to suck their own dicks

It’s not snowing in Minnesota

Creed f. Ice Spice.

Those dudes with those sound things always protect them when they’re knocked over.

Carlson, what happened?. “Я пропустил”.

Purdy is named after what for hundreds of years, people have said to their horses.

I kinda want Sauce Gardner and Kool-Aid McKinstry to play for the same team. DB’s named Sauce & Kool-Aid? Now you know you’re in trouble.

Anyone think it’s kinda fucked up Dimebag Darrell and Vinnie Paul are dead and somehow Phil Anselmo is still alive? I have no issues with Rex still being alive.

There are people in the world named “Troyal”?!?!?

TANGO INDIA MIKE ECHO CHARLIE OSCAR PAPA.

Joe Biden needs to stop emailing me!! Cmon man!!.

Daven’s tight.

This X app is truly fuckin fire 🔥.

I painted this guy on Wednesday. He’s not great, but I’d like to nominate him as QB1 for the Skols. I’m not sure he will drop the gun or sword…

The coin drop game on the Taco Bell app is the hardest game I’ve ever played.

Using bing to search for meanings to woke terms.

Burger Kings colors are poop, blood, piss and bun. Bless em.

I knew Play was gonna age better than Kid.

Eating ten (10) peanut m&ms for lunch because I forgot my lunch at home.