He's gently cradling a man in distress. What a humanitarian.

NFI why we signed up for this 2025 show unless there was money involved. Can't see it beating the all-time world champion for fly-on-the-wall sports documentaries.

IMDB is heading in weird directions

I've got the TV on mute, I'll assume they were just playing this.

- White fans will be in uproar after they were outscored by VFL Top Up Player. Otherwise, my findings based entirely off the highlights are: - Let's have more players in hats - Replacing the commentary with the sound of bins being emptied was nice, take note Channel 7

Congratulations Windsor for joining the elite 'Kicked goals for both teams who are really the same team' club.

Leaning into misery is right up my alley. Not sure it will help the swinging voter though. Highlight definitely the Pickett cameo.

Here's to a bold new era of Kingsley self-reporting.

Underrated Kingsley - even though we won the game by 95 points. Derek Wirth comes in as a late replacement for Brisbane, kicks two goals, never plays again. https://t.co/rRWFMZYKQ4 #1998chat

Patrons of The Royal, make sure to pay your respects to its place in MFC history. #1935chat

If it all goes wrong this year I'm joining the Anti Football League

0 minutes for all our players thanks

Not all bad news then

The game is not as good as it used to be. #1998chat

Chumming up with the Jerries. #1933chat

And all it took to move on was an even more ludicrous last quarter collapse.

Game also not as good as it used to be in 1998. We'd just won five in a row at this point so my experience varied. #1998chat

Q: How many days after Round 1 did the VFL start changing rules and interpretations? A: -1 day #1897chat

New rules discussed. Six points for a goal treated as perfectly normal rather than a bit weird #1897chat

Shockingly, the game was not as good as it used to be. #1897chat