Democratic Statistics™
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Official Profile of the Democratic Statistics™ Corp, we're dedicated to bring you news from the Galactic Front, approved by the Ministry of Truth.
Joined April 2025
🚨BREAKING🚨. Super Earth's activity reported on Cyberstan, SEAF troops have reportedly landed on Cyberstan with mysterious goals. - Know, the planet has returned to normal, but what could this mean? -. #Helldivers2 #news #automatons #cyberstan #Helldivers
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🚨VICTORY OVER THE ILLUMINATE🚨. 1 Billion Illuminates have been killed, the Assoult has been broken, thanks to the heroes that fought on New Alexandria until the very end. #illuminates #majororder #victory
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🚨OUTBREAK ON TYRANNY PARK🚨. Bore Rock has got a catastrophic failure, and an outbreak has been detected on Terrek. We must gambit Bore Rock to protect the facilty. #helldivers2 #majororder #terminids
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INTO THE UNJUST MAJOR UPDATE REVEALED.SUPER EARTH WILL GO INTO THE GLOOM TO DISCOVER THE SECRETS THAT LIE WITHIN.
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Nah bruh what da hell is even this 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🥀🥀🥀🥀.
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🚨EAGLE STORM OFFLINE 🚨. The Automaton have attacked the DSS Software, particularly targeting the Eagle Convocation Bay, Eagle Storm will be offline for 72 hours until emergency repairs are completed. #automatons #DSS #majororder
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🚨EMERGENCY ALERT🚨. Reports indicate that the Emeria system, home to New Aspiration City, has become connected to Borea and Barabos after the recent invasion of Curia by the Automatons. #automatons #majororder #helldivers2
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🚨TERMINID ATTACK🚨. A New Terminid Outbreak has been detected on Ursica XI, estimations predict that we can win the defense after Charbal-VII is liberated. #helldivers2 #halo #terminid
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🚨AUTOMATON ASSAULT 🚨 . A massive Automaton assault has been detected, with the aim of threatening or taking New Hope City on Emeria, Helldivers must rally to their defense. #automatons #helldivers2 #majororder
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🚨HIGH ALERT ISSUED🚨. AC Secundus, Erata Prime, Fenrir III and Turing are under siege, we need to protect New Hope City, and for this, we need to kill:.6 BILLION TERMINIDS. #terminids #majororder #ODST #halo
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🚨HALO ODST THEMED WARBOND🚨. The hype was true, ODST themed warbond dropping the 26th!. #helldivers2 #haloodst #warbond.
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🚨BREAKING🚨. The liberation of Erdani has provoked an unnormal effect on the Helldivers Companion App. As you can see, the Image of Acamar is brighter, together with the 99,999% on Super Earth progress. #terminids #majororder #helldivers2
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I know, Helldivers account and all of that, but in all seriousness, this is a direct attack to our freedom and privacy.
The EU will vote on a Chat Control law on October 14 to allow scanning of all private messages sent online. It aims to detect child abuse, but three countries publicly oppose it over privacy risks
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🚨MAJOR ORDER ISSUED🚨. After more than a year of war, the Citizens of Super Earth deserve to have fun again, for that, we will build Tyranny Park 2. Liberate Bore Rock, recollect samples, and kill the designated Terminids. #Helldivers2 #majororder #terminids
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RT @DemocraticStats: 🚨BREAKING🚨 ."Woke Factory Strider" found dead on Frostown, Julheim, Navos Sector. The Automatons are mourning this….
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🚨BREAKING🚨 ."Woke Factory Strider" found dead on Frostown, Julheim, Navos Sector. The Automatons are mourning this loss, while SEAF forces are celebrating this success for Managed Democracy.
This is a transmitted message from admin #21850614. Unfortunately, FS #21841227 has been destroyed. They likely died 16-17 hours ago.
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📽️New Video up! 📽️. I've uploaded a new Democratic Statistics News Report!. Check it out here if you want!.
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🚨BREAKING🚨. Robert "Bob" SpongeBob SquarePants has stated that he is a proud citizen of Super Earth, and that he hates the enemies of Managed Democracy.
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🚨MAJOR ORDER ISSUED🚨. The Helldivers are ordered to secure the Nanos Sector to secure New Aspiration City, on the Emeria Colony. We're also issued to kill 2.5M Troopers with the Orbital Railcannon Strike, to show those clankers who's the boss. #Helldivers2 #news #automatons
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In an historic collaboration between three users, the previously destroyed Helldivers has been rebuilt. #Helldivers2Art
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