Satire | Decolonized | Biafran | Igbotic | Afrocentric | Minister of Peace & Happiness ❤️ | An eye for two | ex-EndSARS soldier wey dem nearly kill for Lekki
Remove the east from your list. This is the time to actually ask Allah to fight for you. You have fought for him all these years. Let him reciprocate and stop being a coward god.
Igbos are toxic and trying to take over Lagos, that's why 2 Yoruba kings were s1aughtered like ram in Ekiti. Please, let's ignore the k1llings and insult to the Yoruba royalties and face the Igbos. We must teach them a lesson!
Honestly didn't think this was going to blow up. My gratitude goes to Agbado reps, what would I do without you all? 😁
By the way, if dem born una well, go practice your culture in the heart of Ilorin make we check sontin 😂
A true Igbo man will not lament if you insult OUK, Obiano, Uzodimma, Okorocha etc.
Why? Because they're apparently useless.
But just rightfully call out a known drug lord, you will see these lost souls crawl out in droves wailing & calling you a bigot
80% Yorubas are parochial
Everyone is asking me not to fold and I find it really funny 😆
If I delete that tweet, make better thing nor near me for this life wey I come.
My papa pay my mama bride price in full before dem born me.
I hail from the land of warriors in Ututu, Arochukwu, Abia.
Nnamdi Kanu is resolute and consistent, that's what annoys them. It annoys them he has refused to take bribe like Uwazuruike. They're vexed their torturing hasn't made him succumb too. He's the definition of perseverance, integrity and loyalty.
I love him to the moon and back! ❤️
The fact that Muslims are not angry that a govt official has looted the country's treasury dry is even a better reason to hate the disgusting religion. They're more interested in defending the illusionary significance of the hijab than condemning the embezzlement of public funds.
Nna ehn I never get this kind numbers before for my life 😂
E be like say I don finally find my niche -- disgrace Yoruba Ronu and expose their hypocrisy.
We die here! 😂
Fulanis don't own any town or city in Igboland even after weakening our resistance through genocide in 1967-70. They only own some greedy individuals, not a whole city or state.
But we can't say the same for the Ronus. They gave all freely. Bulaba will even give more.
Yoruba people need to go on excursion to Alaigbo during festive seasons so they can experience these doings live. Cuz e be like 3D animation to them.
I'll sponsor 5 of them to & fro on flight.
When Nnamdi Kanu created ESN to counter Fulani terrorists that k1ll farmers in the bushes, this same Nigerians now calling for self defense said he was a warmonger
I've never seen any set of humans as annoying as Nigerians. These people will literally criticize you for breathing
Dear Arewa/Muslim community,
My name is Onyema Alhamdulillah Shege Okore. I'm crying out to you because of the daily persecution I face just like my mentor Nnamdi Kanu is facing in the hands of the corrupt Nigerian govt. I'm an Igbo Muslim that supports IPOB. Please, help me.
@MarkOsuchukwu
"that boy calls you Father, do not bear a hand In his death".
This citation is an epitome of rectitude, justice and fairness. Our culture is the true definition of democracy. Power is adequately distributed. No one man is too powerful. Egalitarian to the core.
So you are trying to tell me that Igbo OBIdients failed to take back Lagos and Nigeria in 3 weeks. 🤡😆
I thought Nnamdi Kanu was a hindrance. Even in his absence, you got beaten black and blue by your compatriots.
Sorry don't cry, lemme play Ellu P 75 to comfort you biko. 😂
@segunbadmus11
We're no longer in that stage bro. Wake up from delusion. We're in the stage of shege and economic hardship where Peter Obi wouldn't be suffering the impact of Bulaba
@letra124
So you can do what your bloodsucking northern Nigerian Allah loves -- lynching. He doesn't love to see progress in any form. Such a miserable, primitive god. 😆
I started supporting IPOB 2 weeks after Lekki massacre that I narrowly survived. I've not looked back since Oct 2020. I lost hope in Nigeria.
Nigeria isn't worth fighting for. It can be ruled by Satan himself with Thanos as VP, e nor CORNcern me.
I just want Biafra. ❤️
Do you hate Nnamdi Kanu or you just hate that it is not your father that mustered such courage to challenge the Fulani hegemony? Which one?
Because all I'm seeing on TL is everyone sounding like Nnamdi Kanu. "Take up arms and defend yourselves" is very Nnamdi Kanu-ish.
"Nnamdi Kanu's approach is bad"
Ok our mothers came out to protest peacefully against the killings in Enugu & they were all humiliated.
Oh maybe they didn't crawl with blóódy knees begging Buhari for mercy during their protest. That's the best approach.
Grovelling approach 👍
"I pity those in support of this ESN madness. They'll soon go rogue. That was how Boko Haram started."
But now you're looking for a way to arm yourself against the looming Fulani terrorist attack. Una nor wan build bridge again.
Congratulations soon-to-be terrorists! 🤝
Time to appreciate the backbone of the struggle. Let's make the members of the DOS know we appreciate all they do & we love them so much. They've been effective even under fierce criticisms. That's laudable!
I'm following everyone that replies with
#ThankYouDOS
Shame has covered these overrated, self-acclaimed Igbo spokespeople. They can't get off from their high horse to admit that they were foolish to have believed that Nigeria was redeemable. Their rotten ego won't let them admit Nnamdi Kanu was right.
They're helpless now. 🤡
"You messed with the wrong generation" don confuse.
They've realized that they've been played. The legal route you advised IPOB to take has now been exposed as flawed. Your stupidity is before you staring deep into your teary eyes
Hide your shame & give Nnamdi Kanu some credit.
When Nnamdi Kanu was bashing Yoruba pastors, I honestly felt he was being too harsh. I didn't know he foresaw all that's happening now. Adeboye, Kumuyi, Poju, Adeyemi, Paul Adefarasin etc are all complicit to the sufferings of the masses.
The shepherds get fat on sheep meat😃
"How do you expect Igbo elites to rally round Nnamdi Kanu when he insults them always?"
Ok Peter Obi doesn't hurt a fly; he's a perfect gentleman. So why are they all bent on frustrating him? If you were wise, you'd be worried about the very thing that makes them go against ...
Major General Umar Musa, General Officer Commanding (GOC) of the 82 Division of the Nigerian Army, Enugu has blóod on his hands.
He is the prime sponsor of terrorism in Enugu. Extra judicial killing of the masses is unlawful. He must be brought to book.
#NigArmyAidingTerrorism
Igbo LP supporters are the ones who even hate Nnamdi Kanu more than anything. They hate to hear the word Biafra more than Satan. They'd pick Boko Haram over ESN/IPOB.
They're the trojan horse that smuggle in the plots of our enemies.
But in the end, they get used & dumped!🤡
IPOB Legal Team appreciation tweet
For standing firm for Nnamdi Kanu during his darkest moments, for upholding the tenets of justice & fairness, for not yielding to intimidation from the FG and the double-faced infiltrators, we say thank you
#ThankYouIPOBLegalTeam
#ThankYouDOS
Somethings don't naturally go together. They shouldn't! Ronaldo and a World Cup trophy, Portable and a Grammy, Messi and diving, Tinubu and wisdom, Nnamdi Kanu and simping, Peter Obi and rest, Akpi and marriage.
Take these eyesores outta my face!
The Allah in Saudi Arabia must be really considerate and flexible. He can allow alcohol if it will boost his chances of hosting the 2034 World Cup bid which will bring more economic growth.
The Allah in Northern Nigeria is just a sadist who enjoys poor, illiterate worshippers.
I welcome myself to Elon's Twitter after a few days of sabbatical leave (shege). Back to spreading the gospel of self determination through the lenses of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.
I can't give up on him or the struggle. Shey you dey whine me ni? !
Can we say David is a terrorist since the Nigerian govt tags him so, the same way it tagged IPOB a terrorist org.?
Ok if you think David is not, because you know it's propaganda, why do you believe the FG on IPOB?
You see how hypocrisy is right?
It makes you look foolish. 🤡
I don't know who's bringing the lamentations of Otellectuals to my TL. I see them wailing over the current situation in Enugu. Talmabout "young men in Enugu should stand up & defend their land"... Lekwe umu anofia! 🤡
I thought self defense was terrorism & Kanu was a culprit😳
"No gree for anybody"
But you gree for fuel hike. You gree for drug lord as president. You gree for Muslim-Muslim ticket. You gree for high cost of living. You gree for manipulation from religious leaders. You gree for selection instead of election.
Nigerians are delusional.🤡
Yorubas are busy fighting Igbos while Fulanis comfortably take their land.
OBIdients are busy fighting IPOB while APC rogues steal their mandate.
You lose so much when you don't know your real enemies. A great football player has his eyes on the ball, not the opponent's leg.
You want to build Biafra within Nigeria but your brain doesn't tell you that you might be building a sand castle. Only a single wave of a dictator will wash everything away. Political power is supreme & that's what IPOB is after, a sovereign Biafra.
Don't listen to PVC failures!
Nothing concern me with all this tribal squabbles on the TL. As far as I know, Awon Yoruba are not a competition for Ndi Igbo. We nor dey the same level for anything. We saw war, lost everything, but years later, you still envy us.
Na China we suppose dey compete with, not you.
I can't believe Soludo is now a villain. The way these charlatans exalted him you'd think he had the solution to HIV/AIDS
Since he got into office, he has been so average & the only difference btw him & Obiano is that he visits dump sites regularly
Save ur tears for the worst🤡
Once you preach Biafra, a random Igbo One Nigerianist would counter- "come back to Nigeria & fight for your Biafra na"
But your dwarf journalist who preaches One Nigeria is afraid to come back to Nigeria.
Let him brace up for the dark days ahead. Bravery goes beyond writing.🤡
Every nation protects what she has by rejecting what she considers threatening: Qatar doesn't want the rainbow. The West doesn't want polygamy.
But there are 'Igbos' who rejected ESN & welcomed the army to dance on their own soil.
It's dancing in Enugu now, but without uniform.
I struggled to hold back tears when I saw gory pictures of corpses in Enugu. Over 10 people mvrdered in coldblood by Fulanii terrorists marauding as herdsmen. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi is a figurehead, totally uselesss to Ndi Enugu.
#EnuguUnderSiege
but the SE elites don't care.
No nation ever won against her oppressors without an organized structure to execute the ideologies of the movement.
It will take a well planned effort to restore Biafra, not wotowoto. And the DOS has proven severally that it is capable.
We say
#ThankYouDOS
❤️
People and their profession
Jose Mourinho - Roma Coach
Elon Musk - Twitter CEO
Nnamdi Kanu - Biafra Freedom Fighter
Bar. Ejiofor - MNK Lawyer
Simon Ekpa - Clown, part-time Dancer
I participated fully in EndSARS protest in Lekki. I saw how the govt interrupted the peace & hijacked the campaign. I saw 100s of corpses during the shootings at Lekki.
So when I see idiots falling for govt propaganda in the SE, I smile but refuse to be swayed.
IPOB is the way!
It's been weeks since Nnamdi Kanu was discharged & acquitted on Oct 13, his health has been deteriorating and the outcry from lovers of justice to allow him get proper healthcare has fallen on deaf ears.
Unopposed tyranny will consume all. Condemn it!
#KanuHealthAtRisk
Hundreds of innocent Igbo youths have been extra-judicially k1lled by the Nigerian army, we cried, bore the pain, & continued our campaign for Biafra. We didn't see you.
But you have the audacity to guilt-trip me into carrying Plateau crisis on my head, when nor be Okpa Enugu.🤡
An ethnic group that uses winter cap given to them by British inside 35 ⁰ heat as traditional symbolism ,Is that a people to take serious ??
Shoe get size abeg !!!!
@UchePOkoye
After lamenting here, don't forget to resume your propaganda against IPOB. You and that houseboy in the US called Afam. Work must resume in time so we can all make sure we link this tribunal rigging to Nnamdi Kanu.
Cheers,
APC 1st son
Imagine me going to protest against hardship & high cost of living. Tufiakwa! I rather eat grass & drink cement
Some bastardds I protested side-by-side with at Lekki during EndSARS turned around to support Tinubu during elections
I'm a fast learner & I've learnt dirty politics
You condemned your brother who truly cares for you to support another who dines with the oppressors behind the scenes all because you want to "take back" whatever rvbbish you crave.
Now dem don flog you 2×2 with INEC wayo you dey cry. We told you but you called us terrorists.🤡
OBIdient: I hate IPOB. I don't understand the logic behind sit-at-home.
Peter Obi: IPOB have come out severally to officially disclaim sit-at-home. The criminality in SE is masterminded by some powerful entities.
OBIdient: *grumbles*
Umu ewi! 😅 Una go cry taya!
They identify with IGBO only when it's convenient. They ride on the wave of its beautiful culture to promote their brand.But when it comes to identifying with our pains, they go mute.
Treacherous bunch! They practically took BLM personal but for their own people
#IgboCelebsMute
Tinubu who should be in jail is walking free vying for presidency.
Nnamdi Kanu who should be a free man is languishing in detention with severe health issues.
That's the summary of Nigeria- a place where justice is swallowed up & criminals are worshipped.
#KanuHealthAtRisk
The new way these One-Nigeria clowns tweet is "I'm not IPOB but.." & then go ahead to speak truth
Does it mean that IPOB & Nnamdi Kanu are synonymous to truth?
I'm trying to understand why a person will have to announce his loyalty to Nigeria before speaking against Nigeria🤡
I see some 1unatic claiming IPOB is happy with the outcome of the presidential selection. It beats my imagination that these cowards always transfer their aggression towards IPOB at the slightest chance.
I'd advise you begin to practice eating corn 3× daily.
PVC merchants! 🤡
Dear
@UchePOkoye
,
It's now clear why you were defaming IPOB pre-election to pave way for Peter Obi who would then reward your dirty job with an appointment. It was all for a piece of the highly coveted national cake, not because you loved One Nigeria.
Anambra Bashir Ahmed 🤡
@MarkOsuchukwu
I'm saddened that a governor who has merely repaired of few km of roads with a daring thought of building a dry port is our best gov in our history. It shows how much we have suffered in the past.
Akintola was assassinated in Ibadan by the Igbos,now they’re trying to twist history.
We will never forgive you for what you did, we will remind you very soon.
I commend the leadership Nnamdi Kanu put in place for foreseeing a possible calamity where everyone, including OBIdients and Ronu, would blame IPOB for the shameless selection they call election.
IPOB stepped back so y'all could see you don't have a country, but a slave camp.
ESN was established in defense of Alaigbo against Fulani terror and these idiiots condemned it because they "hated the approach of the person behind it".
But they're canvassing for a legal or illegal security outfit now. 😆
Aren't you entertained!?
Honest people give a balmy feeling that I can't really explain. Amina is one of the few honest people on this bird app. Unlike a bunch of Fulaniis stooges bearing Igbo names. I'm sure a day is coming they'll blame IPOB for over 10 million Congolese murderedd by King Leopold II.🤡
Lekkimassacre is a proof that
#NigArmyAidingTerrorism
. Danjuma avowed that "they collude". The army is not neutral, it is compromised. Gen. Umar Musa is a mvrderer.
Dear Onye Igbo,
New Nigeria only exist in the figment of your imagination. You've fantasized enough. Yeah, you don't want to hear it but I'll say it anyway. It is a mere illusion that soothes your pains with false hope.
Wake up to reality.
Cling unto freedom.
#ThankYouDOS
I don't see "get your PVC" tweets anymore even though there's gubernatorial elections around the corner.
What changed!? Or are you guys going to vote with moi-moi wrappers or your WAEC passport photographs?
Charlatans!
Highest una go console unasef with Ellu P song. 🤡
Amechi only echoed what Nnamdi Kanu has been saying for years but the bunch of cowards called OBIdients tagged him a terrorist.
He insults for a reason to see whether he could drag you out of your shell of fear. But they said he should be civil.
Peter Obi's civility has taken
If the Allah in Saudi Arabia meets the Allah in Northern Nigeria in a fight, the one in NN will win. You know why?
The Allah in Northern Nigeria specializes in destroying good things and maintaining the status quo of poverty and ignorance.
It's a fact, not my opinion.
You saw PVCs in gutters. You got assaulted trying to get your PVC bcoz of your tribe. Election was heavily rigged with force. You had 2 eyes on the Court of Appeal, but one got plucked out. Now you want to fix the only eye left on the Supreme court.
Best in Toxic Relationship🤝
As a Nigerian = rejected
As an OBIdient = rejected
As an Igbo = rejected
As a Biafran = rejected
Even as an idiiott = rejected
At this point even if you present yourself to Wasppaping, you will be rejected. A miserable outcast who is seeking relevance by force.
A man that abused all the Igbo leaders
Called Peter Obi names
Everyone is a saboteur except him
All of a sudden he didn't do anything so we should clap for him
Kitikpa rachapukwa unu anya there
Nigerians are focused on fake commodities and ignoring the fake country they belong to.
Fake president, fake constitution, fake supreme court, fake democracy, fake unity, fake religion, and fake patriots.
When terrorists kïll, they look away.
When kidnappers abduct their victims, they don't respond.
Now vigilante groups are set-up to protect lives, they're pained & bent on disallowing arms.
The message is clear: you don't have the right to breathe unless FG allow it. 🤡