Dejon. | Professional Ponk
@DejonNoMustard
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Sorry to my competitors, did not mean to eat like this
What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” . 👀👀.
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So none of these Museums have security? Catwoman would be EATING.
Activist glues his head to “Girl with a Pearl Earring” painting.
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Adonis is so big now omg.
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Idk why I thought this nigga was alive during the Renaissance era. Whole time he was prolly using hard ERs and drinking Coca-Cola 😭.
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Just remembered I had jury duty on Tuesday. Last Tuesday.
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Being in high school in 2006 was absolutely crazy. Niggas was wearing tall tees and cartoon backpacks. Very unserious year for education.
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The Little Mermaid (2022).
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"We are the Muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes."
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Woke up a bad bitch again. When does it end?
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Y’all snatching these celebrities up by the minute chile
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The way I thought he was wearing a nasty heel.
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Whew, the dyslexia had me ready to DRAG! nxmsmsmwkw.
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Damn! everybody birthday this year.
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“then I was like ‘put me down, bitch you choking me!’ it was crazy!”
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In the mood for some random Black industry facts. What y’all got for me?.
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Queen Naija seeing everything unfold after leaking the album
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Yes it’s King Kong, fendi prints awn! 🗣.
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Us: The Weekend is such a good song it needs a visual. Sza:
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Going from hoodlum to Niggly Wonka is quite a transition.
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She’s very dad’s side of the family coded.
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Gassing your friend up from across the room like “Bitchhhhhhh, you betta!!”
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Straight ppl being able to eat at their sex parties is probably the only thing to envy as a gay.
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It is July 9th. NINTH. The fireworks have not ceased. I am tired.
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What I think i look like without a line up vs how I actually look
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Demi Lovato: . Twitter: don’t you have a spoon to heat up bitch!.
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Why did she come up out her coat like that? Djjsjs.
Candice King catches falling stage backdrop and stops it from hitting Nina Dobrev during convention.
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Khia’s impact.
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When you anemic and from Atlanta:.
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It said
b, p, d, and q are the same letter and no one is talking about it.
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Girl, he don’t belong to us. Everybody over here go to work.
Y’all been asking have you ever seen him w. a woman; the answer is no. But here’s him w. a man tho. Happy Friday☺️
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I stopped fucking with them apps when trade stole my gold necklace. I invited him back over, got some more dick then had my brother beat his ass bc I can’t fight 😂.
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Virgos Groove got diarrhea: runs all through the bitch! Just shittin.
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My peers rehearsed dry humping each other for YouTube videos so I don’t say too murch.
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That’s not a vacation, he finna put yo ass to WORK girl.
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Gonna open a brick and mortar store for earring backs. Just the backs.
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She said you not finna be playing with her name young man. And pull your pants up!.
Fivio Foreign talks about having to get the Destiny’s Child “say my name” sample cleared and Beyoncé wanting it cleaned up a bit
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Me: *trying to sneak on the internet at night*. AOL dialup:
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Chloe be dancing like it’s her last night on earth 💀.
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Did we work together at Amazon? You look really familiar.
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The random “I wonder how Ronald Regan is doing in hell” dnsnjsjsjs.
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Now Chris….
“You have to be an idiot not to recognize that she’s the best singer of all time.”. — Coldplay’s Chris Martin on Rihanna
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When I found out they had 7 chicken sandwiches
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The private profiles talking under my tweets:.
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I cannot wait for election szn to end.
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"She came up in here with Jay one day and I hopped my ass out that tank & dove into the pot so fast. It was crazy!"
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It can be both, meet me in the middle dance all night.
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That mouth was zipped iktr 💀.
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Wicked TIP of the East
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Y’all not finna sit here and tell me Boosie 38 looking like a backwood.
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That’s the cost of ordering seafood boils off the TikTok shop.
They're talking about a rise in Gen Z getting gout 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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👉🏾 RT @TheUncoolest: Men, since moaning during sex is gay. RT with the noise you make instead.
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The morning after leaving Safaree’s house
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When “Crush On You” comes on but it’s the version without Lil Kim
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Bitch I dropped a whole ass blunt in the toilet. x___x
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If Cardi finally dismantles The Shade Room ima really stan fr lol. That damn platform is a fucking PLAGUE.
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“If I gotta come get you from this school one more time I’m sending you to your fathers Jamal. I mean it.”.
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I casually walk past ugly ppl all the time.
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One thing bout @shaunking he gone have a scheme up his sleeve.
Ex p*rnstar Mr Red giving y’all an update from Prison and asking y’all for a phone valued at 5k 👀👀
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my washing machine when it gets on the spin cycle
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This how my bills be lined up waiting to snatch up my direct deposit.
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