Presidential Status. ♕ Not @ImChelseaGreen.
@DeemYouUnpretty
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Ask not what Chelsea Green can do for the division — ask how the division survived without me. | Parody account.
Joined February 2026
Currently in my ‘injured but still booked and busy’ era. ✨🎀
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I guess that does make you pretty lucky. 😉
I'm the lucky one. The hottest woman is all mine!
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Oh? Lucky for me then.
Just how I like them.
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Ooh, you did! Be careful… the wild ones are unpredictable.
I caught the wild Chelsea!
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Cinderella was released 76 years ago. Disney was on the brink of financial collapse when it went into production. The film’s success saved the studio, funded future classics, and essentially kept Disney alive. One glass slipper rescued an entire company.
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27 years ago, everybody found out that Monica and Chandler were dating in 'Friends'
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peak rom-com.
Favorite scene in a rom-com.
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Had to fly to smackdown to make sure everyone is aware that I’m still gorg even with a boot on. 💋
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I’m working on it!
Deport her from Smackdown!
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Right? So rude.
She's such a bitch.
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Friday nights without me? I know, so devastating. 🤧
ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀Going to miss that face on my screen. ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀
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Nope, I’d be more concerned if you weren’t.
Do you blame me?!
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