Dee Dustin
@DeeDustin11
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The last 20 minutes without Spotify have been the hardest 20 minutes of my life
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Morning convos w @aquarius_pizza "What if we pooped out of our belly buttons?" "It *would* be easier to clean up" "But if u shart, what happens to your shirt?"
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The CDC says if u flip ur underwear inside out u can wear them another day
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why does Timothée Chalamet remind me of this kind of medieval shoe
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Me, jumping on Twitter after The Great Outage of 2021 https://t.co/o1zRegOcZw
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If I've learned anything from Forensic Files, it's that ppl always die from arsenic poisoning and doctors never know what's going on.
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Me as soon as I hear the first song on this Kanye breakup album
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mike pence looks like if you stretched a condom over a high school biology class skeleton
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If you rcvd a snapchat from me on Sat/wee hours of Sun morning, my apologies! 🥴🥴
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Wedged myself into the corner of the couch for 2 hrs scrolling IG. Now my shoulder hurts. Anyway. How's everyone doing?
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Def not sitting here sobbing into my chicken taco listening to this Usher song #globalgoalunite
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