A private number called me so I promptly answered with "Capital, give me the cash!" It was actually my new line manager for a job I began today 💀 @CapitalOfficial #Capital

Hi @cineworld - tried to use the help form online but got a generic response. I purchased tickets online but then purchased in person too because they couldn't scan the QR code. I thought it was my fault but turns out it wasn't. So the staff advised me to claim a refund online

Concert last night with Leeds Musical Theatre Choir 🎶

Second time seeing @TitanicOnTour. The production is so beautifully staged with sheer commitment from the cast. Stunning. It's so rare to want to go back again and again.

One of the best Corrie scenes that has ever happened

So excited to see this again tonight after seeing it in Newcastle. Ready to sob.

Amazing first tournament with Leeds Hunters Rugby yesterday. #touchmybrum

In a constant state of melancholy. It's so boring.

I reached my 18 Months milestone from Alcohol! #iamsober

I frequently think about the time I left a full Starbucks coffee on the DLR about 6 years ago. I think about it at least 4 times a year

I can't sleep and I don't know whether to eat cereal or cry

A wholesome evening at our monthly LGBT+ drinks last night 🌈 @LeedsLGBTAngels #LGBT

All I want to do is get drunk.

So I've slipped a disc in my neck and the doc said "your neck is the first thing to go as you get older" Doctor, I'm not even 32 yet...

You can probably shave 10 mins off and that's it thanks

I'm gonna be so annoyed if this isn't Diana The Musical. I only want Diana. Diana. Thanks.

Fears conquered ✅️ I literally can't believe this is me. #AltonTowers

Yesterday I had @Heineken 0.0 on draught for the first time. It's a game changer. (I wanted to steal the glass but I was a good lad)

Yay!