Deady
@Deadypoo2
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parody account im just going to type things because we all know no one reads these. #parody #sarcastic #sexymerc par
Joined April 2024
Since the butthurt has began. Here is a list of rules for following me. 1) I'm Deadpool 2) I'm fucking Deadpool 3) Yes I said fucking Deadpool 4) Always refer to rule One You have been Warned. Now buckle up. It will get bumpy. Butthurt forms available at request
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We all do that chica
Iβve hurt a lot of people. Iβve made a lot of enemiesβ¦
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Well it ain't no walk in the park bubba
No, it has never happened to me and I doubt it will happen... but it must be painful like you say.
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Like it would grow back , but that shit hurts , you ever had your penis ripped off? Not fun , not fun at all
@Deadypoo2 No, she has full control of her power... don't worry my friend.
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You're having a baby with Marvel Jesus
β The child will be loved with you in their life or not. β
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I miss the days I could piss people off without getting suspended, the good one days
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If your having sex with someone as powerful as Superman and she orgasms, will it be dangerous like lose your penis dangerous? Asking for a friend TYIA
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Your milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
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Statement or offer ? Asking for me.
"What? Why me-?"
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Oh my goodness
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Oh so you was checking out my ass, naughty naughty
"No it wasn't, that was you. The one that looked like a generic cos cosplayer because you word the suit that gave you the mean wedgie."
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Oh that was your mamas cousins brothers sisters hair dressers dad's sons mothers daughters friend
"Which one of the extras were you that got mauled by Wolverine?"
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"And you're not even the one of the funny Deadpools."
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Your as delusional as Joe Biden
"You had to be there."
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What in the ass are you talking about
"It was fine. I got to be Superman, and Mexican."
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I got 3 successfull movies , what about your movie?
"No, to turn your terrible life around."
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To turn you sex toy on?
"It only takes a push of a button."
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Wha?
"Use that finger to confirm a new contract."
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Hmmm is that what you kids call that now adays
@Deadypoo2 @niima_rey Wanna join weβre moisturizing Cherryβs hair
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* he regenerated *
Burns away his finger with heat vision.
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