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Dead Randy ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ he/him

@DeadRandy

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I am off to bluer skies. Seek DeadRandy and ye shall find.

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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissanโ„ข
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This is sworn testimony, folks
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@deAdder
Michael de Adder
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The Globe and Mail
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@FreshForYourMom
Fresh For Your Mom
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@KimberlySuth
Kimberly ๐Ÿ•๏ธ ๐Ÿถ๐ŸŽ—๏ธ๐ŸŽ€
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@AdamKinzinger Itโ€™s hard to keep up the fight, when the deck is stacked.
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@SarahIronside6
Sarah Ironside ๐Ÿ’™
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Personally, I don't want farmers to get a single penny of my taxes for a bailout. I voted to protect your farm and you voted to destroy it. It is not my job to save you from your own stupidity. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
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@GavinNewsom
Gavin Newsom
6 months
Please enjoy, @realDonaldTrump.
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@NotAvgLiberal
Not Your Average Liberal
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Iโ€™ll just leave this right here.
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@SouthPark
South Park
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Hey, Satan!
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@jnack
John Nack
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@MyLordBebo
Lord Bebo
8 months
๐Ÿคฃ
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@P_Kallioniemi
Vatnik Soup
8 months
May I offer you memes in these trying times? Also, post yours below ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป
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@Gregor1313
Greg Olsen
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@GavinNewsom ๐Ÿ”ฅ Top 10 Murder rates per state per 100,000 people - All red states 1. Mississippi: 20.7 2. Louisiana: 19.8 3. Alabama: 14.9 4. New Mexico: 11.5 5. South Carolina: 11.8 6. Georgia: 11.3 7. Tennessee: 11.0 8. Arkansas: 9.42 9. Missouri: 9.1 10. Maryland: 8.33
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@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
8 months
BREAKING: After being called senile, and Newsom denying that they talked yesterday, Trump released this screenshot to the media to show that he actually did speak to Gavin Newsom a day ago, like he claimed. What do you notice from this screenshot? For those who are slow today
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
8 months
this isnโ€™t about you
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@BarackObama
Barack Obama
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Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms and mother-figures! @MichelleObama, the girls and I are so lucky to have you in our lives. We love you.
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@ElieNYC
Elie Mystal
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Anyway, Popeโ€™s grandfather is Haitian. We kind of got a Black Pope. โ€œEnd Wokeโ€ is not gonna be happy about this. :)
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@RasmusJarlov
Rasmus Jarlov
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If you are an American with an education and normal intelligence: Are you proud of having a president who is not smart enough to understand that buying products from someone is not "subsidizing" them? https://t.co/Izvb4VrZEB
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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Iโ€™M GOING TO EUROPE THIS WEEK!!!
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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@grok
Grok
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@Steveepstein18 @iamAtheistGirl The answer is that undocumented immigrants paid about $96.7 billion in taxes in 2022, with an effective tax rate of ~26%. The richest 1% paid ~$1.17 trillion, but their effective rate can be as low as 8.2% due to tax strategies. Undocumented immigrants often pay a higher rate
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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