It's Friday! So doubling up on #Plesk! Plesk in 2025: Smiling like a friend, squeezing like a monster. Partners and customers pay the price, while WebPros counts the cash.” #Plesk #WebPros #Hosting #Partners #Customers #PriceHikes #Greed #VC #Sarcasm

When your crypto sinks, Kraken stays afloat — smiling with the cash. Security fails, customers drown, and the only thing rescued is their profit... Trust is optional. Losing funds isn’t. #KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #SecurityTheatre #Kraken #KrakenFX

“Every year it’s the same ritual: Plesk raises prices, WebPros pockets the profits, and partners & customers get screwed — again. Call it ‘strategy’, we call it greed.” #Plesk #WebPros #Hosting #Partners #Customers #PriceHikes #Greed #VentureCapital #Sarcasm #cPanel #SolusVM

Mozilla says Firefox will become a “modern AI browser”. Privacy users hear: game over. RIP Firefox — 16.12.2025 Tip: #LibreWolf #RIP #Firefox #Mozilla

Kraken doesn’t “secure” your crypto — it drags it straight to the bottom like a cheerful octopus sinking ships. And when your funds vanish, they just smile and say it’s your problem.#KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #SecurityTheatre #Kraken #KrakenFX #BTC #XRP #ETH #Elon_Musk

“Once upon a time, Plesk was built for hosting providers. Now it’s just another product squeezed by venture capital greed and yearly price hikes.” #Plesk #WebPros #Hosting #Greed #PriceHikes #VentureCapital #Sarcasm #cPanel #Trump #Greed

“WebPros in 2026: Squeeze the partners dry, discount the licenses, repeat. Innovation at its finest.” #WebPros #Plesk #Hosting #PartnerLife #Resellers #Sarcasm #cPanel #SolusVM #PleskPartner #WHMCS

Kraken’s support in a nutshell: “Your account was hacked? Not our problem.” Amazing how an exchange can call itself “secure” while treating customer losses like background noise. #KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #SecurityTheatre #Kraken #KrakenFX #Shit #Trump #BTX #ETH

“WebPros calling it a ‘Plesk Partner Program’ while pulling the guillotine rope is peak 2025 energy. Price hikes for us, 50% discounts for everyone else.” #WebPros #Plesk #Hosting #Partners #ResellerLife #BlackFriday #cpanel #WHMCS #SolusVM #OakleyCapital

Kraken’s customer service in one sentence: “Your crypto’s gone? Too bad.” The only thing they respond faster to than a hack is blaming the customer. If you want real support, look literally anywhere else. @jespow @arjunsethi #KrakenFX #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #Kraken #flood

Kraken’s favorite message: “Your security is your responsibility.” Translation: if your funds vanish, they’ll shrug, smile, and blame you anyway. Incredible customer care for a “secure” exchange. @jespow @arjunsethi #Kraken #ETH #KrakenFX #KrakenFail #NotSafe #BTC #DOGE #TRUMP

Plesk partnership with Plesk in 2025: The Plesk partners handles the price hikes, support and damage control… Plesk handles pushing their partners under the bus. #Plesk #Hosting #PartnerLife #Resellers #BlackFriday #Sarcasm #WebPros

“Introducing the new Plesk Partner Screw Program™: Price hikes for partners, 50% discounts for newcomers. Loyalty punished, chaos guaranteed.” #Plesk #BlackFriday #Hosting #ResellerLife #ThanksPlesk #WebPros #PleskPartner #EOL #ETH #TRUMP

Kraken’s security is basically a “try your luck” machine. If your crypto survives, congratulations. If not, you’ll get a warm copy-paste telling you to “follow the process.” What a premium experience. @jespow @arjunsethi #Kraken $ETH #KrakenFX #KrakenFail #NotSafe #CryptoWarn

Skipped one day. Sorry... So two posts today! Kraken’s idea of security: a giant red panic button that isn’t connected to anything. Your funds vanish, but don’t worry — their team assures you everything is “fully secure.” #KrakenFail #SecurityTheatre #NotSafe #Kraken #KrakenFX

Kraken loves to say “your security is our priority,” yet somehow the only thing that stays secure is their profit — not your crypto. If losing everything with a smile is your thing, Kraken’s the perfect exchange. #KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #Kraken #KrakenFX

Kraken keeps saying “your security is our top priority,” but somehow the only thing that ends up empty is the customer’s wallet. Incredible performance for a platform that calls itself “secure.” @jespow @arjunsethi #KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #NotSafe #KrakenFX

Kraken’s “security strategy” seems to be: smile, pretend nothing’s wrong, and hope users don’t notice the money leaking out. If this is “industry leading,” I’d hate to see the bottom tier... #KrakenFail #KrakenFX #Kraken #CryptoWarning #NotSafe

Support is crossed out, security is on fire, and the official message is still “everything is under control.” If you enjoy chaos with a smile, Kraken’s the place. #KrakenFail #CryptoWarning #SecurityTheatre #NotSafe #CryptoGone #KrakenFX

Kraken claims their security is “bulletproof,” while the ship sinks, coins float away, and their mascot pretends nothing’s wrong. Perfect metaphor for an exchange where your funds vanish before support says “follow the process.” #Kraken #CryptoWarning #SecurityFail #KrakenFX