I have the body of a 20 year old... it's in my freezer...

At wawa while making a coffee 1 went to look 4 cream but instead seen a whip cream can and did a "whip it" after...I realize I am a badboy 😎

bout 2 deactivate can't stand these posts puttin up memes, political etc. if u a real friend Dm me ur # oh wait thought this was fb my bad

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan...

I wish I was a transgender teen female, That would be hot. #rightorwrong

What did the fisherman say to the magician??? pick a cod any cod...

I think I want to change professions. How do I become a bounty hunter?

🎶 TACOS 🎶 w/ @DeCesareJoe

Going to five guys With five wise guys in search of the golden girls and burgers #dab

Mr clean is not my friend, he shit on my dog and killed him with a large rock.

Gonna open up a massage spot, it will be named 'come in handy massage parlor'

LIVE on #Periscope: On a porch in boca raton, Florida

Watching Wild. Caught a glimpse of those witherspoon tits. Lotta action... Lotta action...

Keep calm and blow goats...

Teakwondo tournaments only two weeks away gotta freshen up...

Jesus ain't nothing but a corpse to me...

🎶 TACOS 🎶 w/ @DeCesareJoe

Nightmares bring out the Rick Ross in me... (Vine by @DeCesareJoe)