David 🇨🇻 🇳🇱 // Fluoxetine Fiend 💜
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Dying Epileptic lamebrain 🧠 6'5 🧟♂️ 27 🎸 Part time producer 💿 / Part time hospital patient 🏥 🥀💔DM me /Email me for beats 🎧
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Joined October 2016
"Chernobyl was the CIA" is one of the most believable conspiracy theories I've heard in years
Russia harshly criticized Chernobyl (2019), calling it a smear campaign. Soon after, a state-run network moved forward with its own version of events, even suggesting a CIA agent had infiltrated the plant.
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900 dollars for a PS5 Pro
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#they don’t even have to try
This famous England fan says he’s had to sell his house to fund his 7 week trip to the US this summer for the World Cup😳🇺🇸⚽️ That’s some commitment🤯🤯🤯
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I’m in tears man. We all know Ronaldo hits the pillows and thinks nobody comes close to him. What kind of horrendous take is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"I think Ronaldo's head hits the pillow and he thinks, I wish I was as good as Messi!" Joe Cole explaining the mentality of elite level footballers in our latest Breakdown episode 🧠
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..bro is just saying shit..
🚨BREAKING: JD VANCE SAYS IRAN WAS ABOUT TO USE NUCLEAR SUICIDE VESTS IN SUPERMARKETS
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if u think ur having a bad day just know my sisters wedding venue just cancelled on her, and she gets married tomorrow 😀😀😀
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That’s not Druski?????
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I would do anything to see a repeat of this salah moment at old trafford man😂 https://t.co/HC69U0gYCp
Salah still has to play at old trafford before leaving Liverpool at the end of the season
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she just offered to cook sambusas for me 😭💕😭💕 https://t.co/6aKwM5qZB5
i’m in love with this kenyan girl at my job and i know she likes me too but idk how to make the first move
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This is how I feel about white women like this
A young content creator is fed up with yt boys asking her, Why she doesn’t date them “Don’t nobody want no man that calls you sweet cakes or honey bunches of oats” 😂
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How much is the packet in Brazil? Some might say this is real boots on the ground journalism
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Astagfirullah. 54% pass accuracy as a #6
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My godson is telling me he loves me whenever I buy him Skittles. Maybe one kid wouldn't be so bad🥲
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As we near the summer, I urge United fans to start being careful about some of the stories you will read as a lot of people will do anything for clicks. A paper this morning said, 11 hours after my tweet below, that Enrique is set to 'turn down' and 'snub' #MUFC. The only issue
Luis Enrique is understood to be happy at PSG and has held positive talks in recent days over a contract extension. Enrique was highly rated internally at #MUFC which means another top candidate is ruled out for the head coach role. Michael Carrick is being seriously considered.
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One year later, I’m cancer free! Thanks be to God ❤️🙏🏽
Beloved News Anchor, 37, Diagnosed with Aggressive Brain Cancer at the Height of Her Career (Exclusive)
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ishowspeed keeping kayfabe alive
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Roman Reigns’ message to CM Punk on The Tonight Show “You’re probably wondering, ‘Why is Roman there and I’m here at home?’ That’s because I’m a way bigger star than you.” (@FallonTonight)
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