Rhodesgf🧞♀️💕
@Dazzleeee_
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𝟙𝟙:𝟙𝟙 /⚕️Volleyballer/BTS and NF enthusiastic / 👩⚕️/20k?? •promo & Ads📥
Joined April 2020
“I saw your ex” a very unnecessary ridiculous piece of information.
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Money bouquet is so funny cause why am I paying you 50k to decorate my 20k??.
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Have you even forced yourself to get over someone you never dated ?💀.
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Nokia ambassador???.
Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam. ▫️. Ps - I just realized the needle used for shading is totally different and hurts more. Hit my artist up too. He’s too good.
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School mother and School fathers in the University. Lmaooooooooo. I don’t know about you but that thing irritates me .
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Make blaqbonez just post umbrella emoji make everywhere scatter😭.
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I need to hug the women that gave birth to Asake and Wizkid.
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Told my Uber driver to change the gospel song that was playing he looked at me and said I can't disconnect him from God 😭😭.
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My ex just called me on FaceTime and I answered he said “this why we broke up , you always entertaining your exes” LMFAOOOOOOO.
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But why will your phone be ringing and the flash light will be blinking ???😭😭😭are you blind or deaf ???.
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Is it just me . when people are looking at me I can’t walk properly lolll.
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WhatsApp people enjoy secondhand jokes . They be laughing at tweets we saw last year or the BOD version 😭.
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My ancestors didn’t discover fire for me to eat half cooked eggs with the yolk running.
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Everybody hiding their ages like when you d!e we wouldn’t find out 💀.
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Me at the beach
Ladies dressed like this are more appealing than those in bikini, we ain't just ready for this conversation 🤭
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I know music is therapeutic but if another phase of life hit you, omo you go off music.
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How do people chill at home wearing jeans ??? I literally can’t think of anything worse.
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Your face card never declines? Show us👀.
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When a woman starts crying during sex what does it mean ?.
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“Who asked you?” was a top tier comeback in primary 😭😭.
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Playing with children isn’t easy 😩, she has been crying because I refuse to eat sand.
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Since you buy Apple Watch you never take am off .you be secret agent ??.
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I’ll never ask you for the name of the song , I’ll just open Shazam and act like I knew it 😭😭.
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“You are so quiet” what do you want me to do before bark or something ?.
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It’s okay to love Wizkid, Davido and Asake at the same time 👍🏾.
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ⓘ You have a fine face card show it off.
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Imagine a killer came to your house and you are playing dead then you remember something funny 💀💔.
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Removing bra is the best feeling for women as well as men 👍🏾.
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Parents don’t care how the picture looks, they just post you😭💔.
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Tiktok has to be the funniest most hilarious unexplainable app to ever exist .
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Once you start staying at home there’s no going back 😭.
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No harm but why will you name your child Endurance ? Evidence ? Greater? What is it nau 😭😭.
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people who ignore other people's embarrassing moments so they don't feel embarrassed>>>>>.
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I really don’t understand how Instagram, Snapchat, tiktok and Apple camera all produce different camera qualities but be on the same, One phone????.
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If we kissing and i smile in between, we about to sin😭.
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Male friends that actually look out for you and protect you >>>>>>>>.
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“i’ll call you back ” = not calling, never thought of calling , never even considered it.
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If your beards don’t connect just shave the whole thing and start afresh 👍🏾.
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Our parents really think we don’t post on our WhatsApp status lmaoooo.
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I hate people that come to the cinema just to do romantic shits like resting head on shoulder and kissing , you people are very foolish.
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Na when your DSTV expires you go know say you sabi small Chinese 😭🤌🏾.
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Pretending you don’t see someone staring at you is a skill. 😭.
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Stop calling people broke for not having stuffs you’re doing fraud to have.
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Frustration is when you are driving and your father is in the passenger’s seat .
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He just introduced me to his family , we are definitely getting married 🤭.
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Once I see more than three people wearing a cloth I have , you will never see it on my body again respectfully 😭💔.
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Right AirPods don stop to dey work, I just hope say na me deaf sha.
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Money is a skin care routine ,you can’t convince me otherwise.
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I love Snapchat Fr just fake lives , filters and stubborn people that send streaks to people they don’t know .
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Civic teachers in school were taking salary for reading whats written in textbooks loudly.
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If your best fruit is strawberry I’ll just assume it’s peer pressure 😭.
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“I’m in your city” okay make I leave the city for you ?.
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How do you tell someone that their mouth is smelling without sounding rude ?.
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So annoying when your sibling knocks on the toilet door to ask you what you are doing . Like I’m pounding yam wbu?.
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If I’m trying to video you and you start doing gang signs I’ll nod you . What nonsense !!!?.
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There’s an unwritten law that says you shouldn’t date your friend’s Ex 👍🏾.
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Early stages of relationship has to be funniest thing I’ve ever seen “please eat because of me” tf is that😭😭.
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bring me back to the era where this girl was everyone’s crush😫
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You can’t even breathe in this country again . Why is sachet water 30 naira ffs 😭💔.
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Once you stop watching cartoons there’s no going back 😭.
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