David Mayer
@DayMayAllDay
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Critically Acclaimed Freestyle Rapper, Lyrical Legend.
The 808 State
Joined April 2011
Discovered a Jew's best friend today: Lox trimmings. It's lox, and it's super cheap. Double whammy. #stereotypes #chosenpeople #cheaplox
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Per the TSA this morning, I am "Alarming in the groin area". Why thank you... I think.
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Although apparently we're 7-1 all time against UNC in them. My new strategy: wear black for every UNC game, no other games.
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What do you think @andrewlbeaton ? How many points should the black unis change the spread by? I feel like it's at least 5.
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Line is Duke -2. My question: did Vegas set it before or after they knew we were wearing black unis tonight?
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Not to hate on Josh. He clearly gives 100% whenever he's on the court. But my God, what happened there?
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Leslie of course was surprisingly undrafted, signed, and was then relegated. Young starts for the #2 team and will likely be drafted.
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All but 2 of the players ranked above him were drafted or logged NBA minutes. CJ Leslie and Patric Young.
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Can he even play professionally overseas? Can he even play in my Monday pick up game? And he was a top 20 guy in his class coming into Duke.
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It's actually pretty incredible how poorly Josh has turned out. Top five recruits by high school rating under Coach K in the last 4 years:
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The Education of Jabari Parker- great read. Much less so? The Education of Josh Hairston. Coach K usually hits, but sometimes, he does miss.
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@kennethbgould But I think it involves a billionaire somehow. I'm sure it's a hell of a story, if only I knew it.
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@kennethbgould I mostly have no idea. They were brought to me by a woman. Don't really know how she got them, she was pretty drunk.
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@kennethbgould Just drank my first Heady Topper. And have eight more in the fridge. Thought you should know.
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You know you barely made your flight when the entire crew knows who your name as you approach. "You David? Right this way. Hurry!"
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Whenever I get bummed about leaving friends/family/Hawaii, I remember I won't have to listen to Hawaiian music anymore. Does the trick.
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