message to my haters

the gay horse: unfortunately i enjoy trotting with boys

my gf is so beautiful

chud cat named simba

bruh what

nonbinary people cant make music

i'm like hilarious clinton but they blew up a crazy bomb in my pussy

im balls deep in a veteran right now

gonna be stupid for halloween

mmwah

i wound and i wounded but wound up unwinded for round to be rounded for ground to be grinded i’m cranking the handle i’m gumming the rind we’re making a rubber band ball in the brain of the mind

i was having sex with a dude one time and he said check out this miracle and the next time i squirted i did it so much that the room filled up with water and he started walking on the water like jesus

british mfs sending dick pics be like: check out my big ben

bomb portland and seattle

his penis made me xD

rebuild the twin towers in lego city

declined card at therapy so they prescribed me bomb pills that blow you up :(

she got botton surgery before silksong

my life is over

humping your pillow with pussy is like peak the videogame if it were sex

If you do not like fat bitches you are stupid. I like women of every size because they are all crafted in the heavenly forges to be perfect. Men are alright too I guess - Dr. Paige K. MD