Cashier: That will be $82.07. Me: I'd like to use my 8 trillion rewards points towards this. Cashier: That will be $82.03.

RT @DianeP89: Just the birds and I out here at the shore.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

This week on Violet's Evergreen Flower Garden Aunt Mable's brunch doesn't go as planned. Chaz finds a creative solution to his anal leakage.

Here at Jack Pimberton's Buick GMC and Cadillac we let you take the wheel.

At Rich Robson's Chevrolet, you're in the driver's seat.

RT @4shbury: don't trust punctuation to tell the story accurately.

RT @4shbury: if my letters were in cursive, would a poem be more attractive?.

RT @4shbury: liking would've said way too much, and my circle is a freakin boomerang.

Reminder you don't have to be named Cliff Morrison to open up a dealership called Cliff Morrison Ford Lincoln Mercury.

Business name ideas:. Crew and Medical Clothing Surplus Plus. Tom Cruise's Top Gun Amusement Park (possible copyright issues). Lemon's Candies and Gifts. Rick Brunson Flight School . Harmonious School of Vocals Conservatory . Walmeals On the Go Eats.

Business name ideas:. Mike Piccolo's Bait and Tackle and Boba Tea. Clarkson's. Murt's AC and Audio Service. Burger Place at Garret Park. Off to Heaven Estate Sales. Jimmy LLed Paints. Jefferson R. Comstock's Indoor Plant Emporium.

RT @DianeP89: Strolling along the shoreline in the early morning sun and letting my mind wander to faraway places.

I am annoyed with all of you, especially all of you.

Excellent business name ideas:. Wilton Manors Home Owners Association . Warren Peters Chrysler Plymouth Dodge. Red Kettle’s Fusion Grill. The Vince Sanderson Memorial Museum (you’ll need to find a Vince Sanderson who warrants a museum.

Excellent business name ideas:. Wilton Manors Home Owners Association . Warren Peters Chrysler Plymouth Dodge. Red Kettle’s Fusion Grill. The Vince Sanderson Memorial Museum.

RT @DianeP89: I saved you a spot so come enjoy the sun set over the ocean with me.

RT @DianeP89: I’d share my favourite spot to enjoy the night sky with you.

RT @DianeP89: Someone brought their puppy to a wine tasting and I was way more into it than the wine.

It took my 84 years but I realized that if you salt fries/tater tots before putting them in the oven they come out way crispier.

Yes lefties are essentially genetic supermen but it’s a real pain in the ass to operate a can opener.

You can't fight black and white with nuance.