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Woken up hungover and beyond dehydrated only to find out the water has been turned off for maintenance and will not be back until 4pm.
I fear this is the end. Goodbye friends.
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The key to a successful dry January is having a real messy NYE. Sometimes you have to completely destroy your dignity in one night so you can spend a month building it back up.
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To the foul monsters out there that pick the fruit, ice or garnish out of their drinks and just leave it on the table. It’s rude and disgusting so stop.
I’m sure when you’re in a restaurant you don’t scrape the bits you don’t want to eat on to the table.
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I love how unimpressed Carmen looks at this
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@alicex4x
It’s funnier because 95% of the issues and problems that we’ve had to deal with are not from the straight people 😵💫
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Eurovision highlight was
@TomMartindale
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Tom: “I bet
@JoshWAllan1
is buzzing.”
Me: “Why?”
Tom: Points to the tv because Sweden won.
Me: “He’s from Switzerland, not Sweden…” 😂
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As much as I love the filthy gorgeous specials, it’s the really stupid themes that have my heart
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Hilarious to me that I work more hours over pride now than when it had a 24hr license.
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Anyone else getting a little bit sick of Rishi and the rest of his arse lickers telling us “the British public” what we want?
It’s even more frustrating because they then proceed to say the opposite of what anyone actually wants.
#GeneralElectionNow
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What an absolute fucking tremendous start to a year this has been 😂
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I genuinely think Ride - Lana Del Rey maybe one of the best songs ever written…
that and Rim Job by Kim Petras
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I’m so sorry to anyone who had to put up with me last night. I can’t cope with drunk David.
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Since Filthy, I have literally had Lana Del Rey stuck in my head
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I think this Uber driver is trying to hotbox me with his fart(s) 🤢please stop accepting customers and go home, you need a poo.
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I could cry, first day in 7 days that I’ve woken up without a migraine, fever and sinuses that are about to explode.
I’ll never forget today.
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I wish I could just stop thinking of particular things. Like an inbuilt memory/thought-blocker
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@jakeenewtt
So don’t go? Why would you go, at every opportunity, somewhere that you find impossible to enjoy 🤷♂️
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I always wake up on Tuesdays with a little feeling of excitement but also a little dread and apprehension
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Me after the second performance last night. How embarrassing 😂
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Of course tonight is the night that’s stupidly busy for no reason. I’m holding in vomit and running off of no sleep. Thanks
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Why am I waking up after 2 or 3 hours of sleep every night?!
It’s been happening for weeks and I’m so exhausted 😩
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Why do Amazon delivery drivers make me play hide and seek with every one of my parcels?
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My favourite part of Christmas is Christmas parties. Especially when they come in and stand in a large circle on the dance floor awkwardly dancing on the spot for an hour and making the occasional “wooo” when an 80’s or 90’s song comes on.
So festive 🎄
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I’m so sick of being tired but also not being able to sleep for hours after I go to bed and then only to wake up every few hours panicked.
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Both queens were worthy of winning. Makes me so proud of Manchester’s drag scene. So happy for
@thedannybeard
, drag legend! ❤️
It went OFFFF last night
@brewersmcr
after
@thedannybeard
was crowned the
#winner
of
@dragraceukbbc
!! Well deserved
#DragRaceUK
#DannyBeard
🎉
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Just ate a chewable vitamin because I got home from work, felt a bit peckish and couldn’t be arsed waiting if I ordered food.
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