David Macharia
@DavidMachariaII
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The People's Headliner Guitarist for Greek Vodka 🖤🤘🏾 [email protected] for bookings and inquiries.
Joined February 2025
Genesis 17:10-14.(The story of Abraham AKA Sir. Cumcision)
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RT @edgarwabwire_: BREAKING: The world will end on 2nd August at midnight says the mighty Prophet of the Lord Dr David Owuor.
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RT @mainamunene_: Bwana Spokesman Live on Tour Nakuru. Bwana Spokesman steps out to look for answers from the people while offering soluti….
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RT @huccibandana: Low level employees at Roc Nation (State House) are trying to blaspheme my holy spirit.
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RT @huccibandana: A message to the haters and doubters and those who want to blaspheme my Holy Spirit:. I don’t want anything to do with you.
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the jews are turning my girlfriend gay through the kileleshwa water supply.
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There's gotta be something bigger at play when all these climate summits and billion-dollar green plans are happening, cause if they really wanted to stop climate change, all you'd have to do is round up all the jews and say, “Stop that.” But I guess that’s not on the agenda.
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When Obama won the presidential election the first time, I was in the 5th grade, and I was the only Kenyan in my class. I pulled up to school that morning, and everyone was so happy to see me; it was a bunch of white boys around me like I had just scored a Premier League goal.
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God, please take William Ruto and give us back Inspekta Mwala 🙏🏾.
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Just when you think it can't get any worse, now he's in bed with the jews.
We are placing climate adaptation at the heart of public service to support institutional transformation for governance that is climate-responsive. Broke ground for the establishment of the Global Centre on Adaptation Dual Headquarters, Kenya School of Government, Nairobi
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Question for the culture: Why do we ask, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" What do you mean "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? It's a woodchuck, the motherfcker chucks wood.
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They're saying the only thing Gaitho is injecting is insulin.
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People are complaining about losing a percentage of their gross salary because of Ruto, but at least he’s not taking our delicious salary. Hahahahahaha, comedy is a mirror to society. #SpeakingTruthToPower.
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You're telling me Raila Odinga is not dead?.
Can we all collectively agree to ignore Raila until he dies.
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I am going to be the next Chief Justice of Kenya. My qualifications include: I love chilling, that's it.
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That nigga Moses Kuria looks like he scratches your palm with his finger when he shakes your hand.
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