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Absolute nobody and aspiring comic something. Used to study why animals do the funniest things. TikTok @david_lever_comedy Youtube DavidLeverComedy

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@DavidLevComedy
David Lever
3 years
Throwback to my #Coronation movie trailer, where I tried to improve upon a septuagenarian sitting on a shiny chair for 3 hours. #comedy #sketch #impressions
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2 years
Found this on the floor of Manchester airport terminal 3 @VidiotsOfficial Feldheus meatfacery is clearly opening a new branch
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David Lever
2 years
The mating display of the shopping trolley. Nature really is beautiful đŸ„č
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David Lever
2 years
It was really sad when Lays Horno died in that podracing crash #Lays #StarWars
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David Lever
2 years
Really love the new #DoctorWho #trailer Super interesting direction they’re taking Donna #DoctorWho60
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David Lever
2 years
If anyone wanted to poison me they could just slip some arsenic into any Choco Leibnitz and then wait because I’d get round to it eventually
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David Lever
2 years
Well #bbcnews is grouchy today
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2 years
Honestly it’s so hard to affect schools these days
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2 years
Finally someone gets me
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David Lever
2 years
Now that Grant Shapps is Defence Secretary I look forward to Tank deployment being cancelled last minute, and replaced by 2 buses and Derek from number 33 with a pointy stick. #GrantShapps #reshuffle
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David Lever
3 years
Been sitting here for an hour trying to work out what I forgot to do. I’m in bed. I was forgetting to go to sleep. I didn’t go to sleep because I was trying to remember that I forgot to go to sleep. I am very tired.
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2 years
Big “steal your Christmas” energy #TrumpMugShot #TrumpMugShotDay
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David Lever
2 years
It’s time to take lizards down a peg or two #comedy #sketch
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David Lever
2 years
No I don’t know why there’s a tinfoil pouch of differently sliced pickles in my fridge, and I don’t want to know #ADHD
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2 years
They’re gonna be gutted when they find out where some of those ‘treasures’ came from. #britishmuseum
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David Lever
2 years
Me: Show me a man that doesn’t have commitment issues Them: *Shows picture* Me: No that man has commitment and issues
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David Lever
2 years
Finally my cow and sunflower farm is starting to pay off #UK
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David Lever
2 years
I see we’re at the “deadly pathogens aren’t really that bad” stage of Britain again, as pioneered by 2021, 2020, and that year the plague killed everyone.
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David Lever
2 years
People getting mad that Pokemon are copying Guerilla Games are gonna have their minds blown when they discover that Giraffes exist #HorizonForbbidenWest #HorizenZeroDawn #Pokemon
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David Lever
2 years
Never been hunted by a museum before but feeling @NHM_London is gonna try and add me to its taxidermy
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David Lever
2 years
I think I’ve found the perfect Kickstarter for you @andrewhunterm Now you can finally make the QI offices smell of moss https://t.co/WxyiydUK52
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Enjoy a moss-filled, purifying oasis at your home đŸŒ± Natural functionality for a healthier and revitalizing environment.
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