First time my daughter actually said bye to me at daycare drop offs rather than running to the toys 😂

11 FRIGGIN YEARS!!! PANTHERS BACK IN THE PLAYOFFS LETS GOOOOOOOO

So I drove home today for the first time using Tesla self drive in mad max mode on the highway the whole time and omg that shit was insane 😂😭. Bruh it went up to 145 weaving in and out of traffic and I had to call it quits for a moment. It was smooth AF tho

Annoyed. How we bout to lose to the saints.

I’ll give Russell Westbrook a week before I drop him on my fantasy team smh

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does thanksgiving food taste better the next day

I’ve paid over 200 in parking tickets and like 600 in stupid speed camera tickets this year alone smh

WOOOW PANTHERS WON IN DOMINANT FASHION FOR ONCE!!

My daughter made me washed smh. She’s at grandmas today and I’m like why am I so tired and realized it’s only 8:30 😭😭😭. Early night today still 😂😂💀💀

Another season another shitty Bryce Young

Gah damn allergy season is upon me

Coldplay concert looked crazy yesterday

Even though I have a car I honestly uber once or twice a week cause I just don’t feel like driving lol.

3 superstars 1 postseason Achilles injury

Siakam was calling them ancestors for a game 7 pre game.

Shoutout my wife made today mad special for me ❤️❤️

Reformer Pilates is a game changer still. Doing that with hot yoga really helps with my lack of stretching while working out

We’re in June. Why is the weather like this?

I’ve mastered the art of losing weight while still drinking alcohol.